'Conversations' Articles
90 total- Saturday, Jan 12 2008
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Article:Guy Meets A Girl He's Been Facebook Stalking
Dennis: Hey Leah.Leah: Hi. I'm sorry, have we met?Dennis: Kind of. We're friends on facebook.Leah: Oh. Cool.Dennis: So how was France? I know you took a course there this Summer. I was "perusin'" ya pics, haha.Leah: It was really great, I went to...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz
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- Wednesday, Jan 9 2008
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Article:A Conversation With My Dying Father
Dad: Son.Me: Yes, Dad?Dad: I am not long for this world.Me: I know, Da-- Wait, what?Dad: I am not long for this--Me: No, I heard you... I just don't get it, I guess. What does that mean?Dad: It means I'm dying, son.Me: OK, so... why didn't you...
KEEP READINGBy Chase Mitchell 29 likes
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- Thursday, Dec 13 2007
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Article:The Substance of Every Girl Conversation, Ever.
Emily: Wow Karen, you look gorgeous!Karen: No I don’t, I look like dog food. You look gorgeous.Emily: No way, I’m spilling out of these jeans like cup cake batter.Karen: Nah, what do you weigh, like 80 pounds?Emily: More like 180...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Ethridge 89 likes
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- Friday, Nov 30 2007
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Article:Conversations Between Pens and Their Owners
Pencil: Hey man, it's kind of awkward for me to ask you this, but could you please stop chewing on me?Owner: Woah, what!? Are you kidding me? After all we’ve been through? I thought we had something special.Pencil: We still do! Of course we...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Whitaker 51 likes
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- Wednesday, Nov 28 2007
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Article:Semantics
Saigon, April 30th, 1975America quietly boards a helicopter. A surprised North Vietnam emerges from the jungle.Vietnam: Hey...hey, are you guys leaving?USA: Yup, this is taking forever, you know. We'll just call it a tie and be on our way.Vietnam:...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 55 likes
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- Thursday, Nov 15 2007
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Article:
New York Gets A Phone Call
New York: Hello?York: Guess who, dude.New York: I dunno, London? York: Lon..Whaaaa?..Come on, man. It's your older bro-ski, York! New York: Oh, hey man. How's it going?York: Ha! How's it going, he says. I think you know how it's going, man. GREAT!...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 148 likes
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- Thursday, Nov 1 2007
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Article:Delusions of the best player on your school’s golf team, Brad Johnson
Brad: That girl is such a dumb skank.
By Tim O'Donnell 57 likes
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- Monday, Sep 17 2007
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Article:Third Grade Stand-Up
Teacher: “Class, for show and tell today, Billy would like to tell you some of his jokes. Please give him your undivided attention.”*class applauds*Billy: “Thank you Ms. Whitehead. Or should I say, Ms. Doodoohead!*laughter*...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Sep 4 2007
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Why Dudes Should Be Banned From the Delivery Room
Doctor: Alright, just keep pushing, you’re doing fine. This will all be done before you know it.Karen: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU GARRRRFFFFF OOOOOOOO I HAAATTEEE YOUUU!!!!!Jeff: Ok, like this is my fault. You're responsibly for at least fifty...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Ethridge 63 likes
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- Tuesday, Aug 21 2007
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Article:
Michael Jackson's Soul Leaves for Earth
GOD: You're all set to go, My Son. You are My Greatest Creation, blessed by the sacrifice of Jesus and made in My own image. I've given You the great gift of music. Use it well.MICHAEL: Aw, well, don't you just think like, you know…? My...
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Article:Frankenstein's Monster
MAYOR: Fellow villagers! This Monster before us has terrorized our town for too long. Let us destroy the beast before it attacks again!DR. FRANKENSTEIN: Wait! Lower your pitchforks! My creation is no MONSTER. Look beyond his green skin and you...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 25 likes
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- Monday, Aug 20 2007
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Article:
How the Far Left Imagines a Conservative Family and Vice Versa
How the Far Left Imagines a Conservative FamilyBoyfriend: Hey dear, how was your day?Girlfriend: It was wonderful, I had an abortion. It was the bomb.Boyfriend: Ah the fruits of our premarital relations. Anyways, what’s for dinner?...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Ethridge 149 likes
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- Thursday, Aug 16 2007
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Article:
Clarissa Explains It All: Detroit
Clarissa: Ugh, two tests tomorrow and I haven’t done any of my chores. What am I gonna do?A ladder is set against her window.Clarissa: Hey, Sam. (*Guitar riff!*)Thief: Where’s your money?Clarissa: Who are you?Thief: I’m a guy who...
KEEP READINGBy Dan Gurewitch 60 likes
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- Wednesday, Aug 15 2007
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Article:
Firetruck
Scott: What do you think that one looks like?Don: A pig.Scott: I see an ice cream cone.Stuart: No, it's a firetruck.Scott: Oh maybe it could be a rabbit holding a barbie.Don: Oh yeah!Stuart: No man, it's definitely a firetruck.Don: You know...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz 31 likes
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- Tuesday, Aug 14 2007
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Article:Guy Who Just Saw 300 For The First Time Goes To The Mall Food Court
Scene: Mall food court. Anywhere in America. Guy runs up to his two friends.Friend 1: What took you so long?Guy: Oh… my… god. I finally saw 300 last night. You guys HAVE to see it. It’s SOOO good.Friend 2: Yeah, we saw it when...
KEEP READING - Monday, Aug 13 2007
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Article:Life With LOLcat
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Me: Hey LOLcat, I'm home!LOLcat: O HI I UPGRADED UR RAMMe: LOLcat! What have I told you about messing with my computer? You know I have very...
KEEP READINGBy Happy Happy Happy Man 239 likes
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Article:A Love Affair Chronicled by 90's Song Titles
Him: 'Are You Gonna Go My Way?'Her: 'Hold My Hand'Him: 'My Name is...' 'Jeremy'Her: 'Whatta man.'Him: 'You're Makin' Me High.'Her: 'Drive.'Him: 'Right Now?'Her: 'Aint 2 Proud 2 Beg.'Him: 'Where Do You Go?'Her: 'Streets of Philadelphia.'Him: 'Where...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Jul 31 2007
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Article:Brinks Home Security in Real Life
It’s 2:00 am, a mother and father of wake up to the sound of a downstairs window breaking. The father goes downstairs to investigate. The mother reaches for the phone, attempting to call 911. The phone rings just before she can pick it...
KEEP READING - Friday, Jul 20 2007
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Guy Who Is Very Afraid Of A False Date Rape Accusation
After a night out cruising the local bars, college student Michael Sampson returns to his apartment with part time hair stylist/ full time hussie Sara Williams. Passion is in the air as the two round third base on Michael's bed.Sara: Oh Michael,...
KEEP READING - Thursday, Jul 19 2007
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Article:Meanwhile On An Airplane...
A man clutches his chest and keels over into the aisle.Stewardess: OH MY GOD! IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THIS FLIGHT?Doctor: I'm a doctor. Step aside. Stewardess: Is there anything you need?Doctor: Yes. Is there a nurse on this flight?!Nurse: I'm a...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld 270 likes
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