'Conversations' Articles
94 total- Monday, Jun 4 2007
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Article:A Dinner Party
A Busy dinner party. There are five couples. Don and Miranda, Craig and Samantha, Ryan and Veranda, Sanj and Kristina, and lastly Gron and Gristida. Everybody has arrived except for Ryan. They are all sitting to eat dinner. Gristida: So Veranda,...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld
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Article:Batman Catches The Riddler by Surprise
In an abandoned warehouse in , The Riddler finishes writing a note and laughs.Riddler: Wow, I really have really out done myself on this one. Batman will never figure out this riddle in time to stop me from robbing Gotham Second National Bank! But...
KEEP READINGBy Tim O'Donnell 21 likes
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- Thursday, May 31 2007
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Article:Sometimes You Just Have to Die Before You're Appreciated...
INT: CaveCaveman 1: Hey check this thing out, it's shaped like a circle and it moves around easier than big rocks.Caveman 2: What are you gonna use it for?Caveman 1: I don't know, but I'm gonna call it a wheel, just remember I invented the wheel....
KEEP READING - Saturday, May 26 2007
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Cereal Mascot Therapy Session
Therapist: It’s nice to see everybody here. Who would like to begin? Sonny the Cuckoo: Well, I would just like to say that I stopped hanging around with Toucan Sam, and I haven’t touched a Cocoa Puff since May 3rd. Therapist: Three...
KEEP READINGBy Dan Gurewitch 319 likes
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- Wednesday, May 23 2007
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Article:A Sit-Down Between Goofy And Pluto
Goofy: Hey, Pluto, how are ya?Pluto: Woof!Goofy: Umm...all right. Now, there's something we need to talk about--Pluto: Ba-ruff!Goofy: Are you going to let me finish? Anyway, you and I are the only two dogs here, so we need to stick together,...
KEEP READINGBy Adam Hrabik 17 likes
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- Thursday, May 17 2007
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Annoying People Part 445: Guy Who Has Seen This Episode Already
GWHSTEA: Wait, Hold on. This is my favorite part.You: Hold on?GWHSTEA: Yeah, this part's so funny.You: Let me just watch it, don't tell me something is going to be good, then ill be expecting it and --GWHSTEA: Shhh. Shut up Shut up. Hold on,...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld 23 likes
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- Wednesday, Mar 21 2007
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Article:Kevin Federline Meets Google's Sergey Brin
K-Fed and Sergey are at a party, K-Fed approaches the bar where Sergey is standing.K-Fed: Yo, yo, how you doin?Sergey: Fine, you? (Reaches out hand to greet K-Fed)K-Fed: (Turns Segrey's handshake into an awkward hand grip and hug thing) I'm Kevin....
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz 34 likes
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- Tuesday, Mar 13 2007
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My Roommate, The Bully!
Two years ago a nerd was looking for off-campus housing and found a really killer two bedroom close to school but had no friends to occupy the second room. Forced to find an emergency roommate before he lost the lease, he asked the only person he...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld 40 likes
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- Thursday, Mar 8 2007
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I'd Like to Return a Facebook Gift
Facebook Operator: Welcome to Facebook, how can I help you?Me: Hi... I recently received a “facebook gift”... and I'm wondering if I can return it. Facebook Operator: Um...I'm sorry, I'm not sure I heard you right. You're looking to...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld 154 likes
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- Wednesday, Feb 28 2007
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Article:The Dell Guy Meets Justin Long
Dell guy: Dude, I’m going to kill myself.
By Sarah Schneider 65 likes
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- Monday, Feb 26 2007
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Article:Staff Meeting: Hollister Clothing Designers
Jim: We all know why we're here... We need some new ideas for this year's winter line. So everybody put on your thinking skull-caps and gimme some good ones! First up- t-shirts.Sharon: How about we write "Hollister" in a contrasting...
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Feb 7 2007
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Article:Conversation between Bob Saget and Danny Tanner
Danny Tanner: Hey there Bobby!Bob Saget: Shut up faggot.Danny: Now there's no need for that Bob, apologize.Bob: Suck a nut.Danny: There really is no getting through to you.Bob: You piss me off Tanner.Danny: Why? Let's talk about it.Bob: You made...
KEEP READINGBy Jeff Rosenberg 61 likes
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- Tuesday, Jan 30 2007
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Article:The Dad Who Tries Too Hard To Be Cool
Son: Hey dad. This is John. He’s on my basketball team.Dad: Oh, great. That is so fat that you guys ball together. I used to have so many hoop dreams when I was your age.Son: I thought you wanted to be an accountant, dad.Dad: True that, son....
KEEP READINGBy Neil Padover 65 likes
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- Monday, Jan 29 2007
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Article:Overheard at the DNC: Jan '07
"OK, so here’s the deal. This ’08 election is gonna be a slam dunk. The Republicans have proven they can’t lead the country; Bush has the lowest approval rating since Nixon during Watergate. As long as we play it safe, there...
KEEP READINGBy Ricky Van Veen 59 likes
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- Wednesday, Jan 17 2007
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Poker
INT: Dorm Common Room, Three Guys are Playing Poker A phone rings Guy1: (Answers) Hello? Hey baby. I'm playing poker. Can I call you back?Guy2: (Rolls eyes and looks at Guy3)Guy1: (Gives Guy2 the finger) Kay. Kay, baby. I love you.Guy3: (...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz 85 likes
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- Monday, Jan 15 2007
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Article:An Awkward Conversation
Just after finishing intercourse...Boyfriend: Oh, that was so good...you're uh, you know...good, right?Girlfriend: Oh yea, that was great.Boyfriend: Yea, definitely.Girlfriend: You faked it though.Boyfriend: ...what was that?Girlfriend: You faked...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Horvath 26 likes
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- Wednesday, Dec 31 1969
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Article:Desperate Measures
*knock knock knock* Brain: Hold on...hold on. I'm coming, sheesh. *Brain opens door* Body: Hey man...h-hey. Brain: Jesus, Body. What time is it? Body: It's nine at night, man. Brain: This is when I rest, Body, you know that. What gives?...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter/Sarah 20 likes
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Article:Guy Who Robbed a Liquor Store Last Night Talks to His Buddies
Friend 1: Hey, did you guys hear about the liquor store on Main?Friend 2: No, what happened?GWRALSLN (a second after Friend 2): No, what happened?Friend 3: Oh, I heard about that. Apparently some guy just ran in at like 10 last night in a ski mask...
KEEP READINGBy Hallie Cantor 19 likes
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Conscience Deciding Whether to Greet a Passerby
Angel: Look up ahead! That girl from your Biology discussion last semester is walking toward you. You should definitely say hi! Devil: No, don't listen to him-- you don't even remember her name do you? Angel: It's Lauren...Lauren Walker. Just...
KEEP READINGBy Mike Bartlett 157 likes
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Article:If Girls Saw Me The Way My Mom Sees Me
*I'm walking to class through the quad, two girls are struck by my presence*Girl 1: Hey, who's that good looking guy?Girl 2: Oh that's Kevin, he's in my class. He's really smart and he's funny.Girl 1: Well, he sure is handsome, maybe the most...
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