If pigs ride cars, how come they call motorcycles hogs?
You were uhhhh drifting a little left. I'm going to need to take a look around the back, sir.
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222
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2 months ago
Worst parallel parker ever.
Cop prank.
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200
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6 months ago
"Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs."
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70
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8 months ago
Either the cop car broke down or this is the beginning of the greatest senior prank ever.
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269
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8 months ago
No-speed car chase.
World's most dangerous leak.
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79
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1 year ago
"Cop stepped on accelerator instead of the brake during a routine a pull over."
Not very original, but huge points for risk.
I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget!
Pacific Blue often ignored the less glamorous side of being a bike cop.
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90
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2 years ago
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
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86
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2 years ago
"Get arrested in style."
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45
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2 years ago
Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.
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48
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2 years ago
Hmmm... maybe I would be a more effective cop if I were in a wheelchair.
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69
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2 years ago
Napoleon Dynamitesville, Arkansas.
I swear sergeant, the sub shop was resisting arrest and opened fire.
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44
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2 years ago
"Alright sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test."
"No, sir, I'm going to have to ask YOU to step out of the car."
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69
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2 years ago
Driver, open up the sun roof and chase down that perp.
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2
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2 years ago
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