'Cops' Articles
3 total- Thursday, Feb 28 2008
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Article:The College Christ Cometh
Ladies and gentlemen of the academic community, please turn a reverent ear to my voice and listen to the tale of your messiah, for He has arrived. Long have you been unjustly harassed by the men and women of that totalitarian establishment...
KEEP READINGBy Sean Curry
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- Monday, Aug 13 2007
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Article:Ten Worst Things to Say to a Cop after Getting Pulled Over:
1) “Oh, I thought about being a cop. Then I decided to graduate from Middle School.”2) “I'm making a citizens arrest. You're under arrest for being a fat retard.”3)“Yea, I was going fast so I could get to your house...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Monroe 57 likes
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- Friday, Mar 30 2007
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Article:The Negotiator
The Negotiator is the guy you meet On those unfortunate nights when one of your buddies has a little too much to drink and winds up staring at you from the back seat of a police car. The Negotiator swoops in to save the day. Drunk himself, The...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 17 likes
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