A police station interrogation room. JOHNNY, a greasy criminal, sits at a table. DETECTIVE SHEPARD, a spunky young policewoman with everything to prove, is questioning him.SHEPARD: So, you gonna confess, Johnny? Or am I gonna...
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The Negotiator is the guy you meet On those unfortunate nights when one of your buddies has a little too much to drink and winds up staring at you from the back seat of a police car. The Negotiator swoops in to save the day. Drunk himself, The...
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1) “Oh, I thought about being a cop. Then I decided to graduate from Middle School.”2) “I'm making a citizens arrest. You're under arrest for being a fat retard.”3)“Yea, I was going fast so I could get to your house...
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2 years ago 
Ladies and gentlemen of the academic community, please turn a reverent ear to my voice and listen to the tale of your messiah, for He has arrived. Long have you been unjustly harassed by the men and women of that totalitarian establishment...
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