CollegeHumor: Cops Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921457 "It was the Hamburglar. I'm telling you, I was framed!" Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:29:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921457 "It was the Hamburglar. I'm telling you, I was framed!" nonadult comedy "It was the Hamburglar. I'm telling you, I was framed!" ronald mcdonald, mcdonalds, busted, arrest, cops, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921457"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.37f1d0ae767bf3187141896ba0fc9c26.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:772573">Jason</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1334"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792129 Good Cop, Freaking Awesome Cop Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792129 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> A police station interrogation room.  JOHNNY, a greasy criminal, sits at a table.  DETECTIVE SHEPARD, a spunky young policewoman with everything to prove, is questioning him.

SHEPARD: So, you gonna confess, Johnny?  Or am I gonna have to bring in my partner?  And just so you know, I'm the good cop.

JOHNNY: Bring it on, Shepard, you've got nothing on me.

DETECTIVE BUCKLEY walks in, determined and badass.

SHEPARD: By the way, I got you some coffee, Johnny. Coffee here is terrible, thought you'd like some Starbucks.  I wasn't sure if you took sugar.

She throws down some sugar packets.  Suddenly, Buckley pushes Shepard aside and growls.

BUCKLEY: WHY YOU GIVING THIS GUY COFFEE?!  Here, Johnny.  I have some extra Sunny D on me.

Buckley is wearing a utility belt covered with Sunny D bottles.  He takes one off and hands it to Johnny.

JOHNNY: Hey, thanks!  I haven't had Sunny D in forever!

BUCKLEY: No problem.  I always have some.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2012657"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/0/collegehumor.8685a9df0903eaf5bf04dc307da0f6b8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-05 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2012657">Julia Nathan</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 39 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[With great power comes great responsibility to take things from people]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:220448 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907957 Frozen Robbery Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:49:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907957 Frozen Robbery nonadult comedy Now that's what I call a frozen treat! But seriously, we lost some good men. Bank, Frozen, Robbery, Criminals, Cops, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907957"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/a/collegehumor.c5bdb9292e03f30709bdb2fa4cfc8951.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 478 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906888 Knives Vs. Cops Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:23:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906888 Knives Vs. Cops nonadult comedy Guns don't kill people. Knives kill people. police, cops, knives, instructional video, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906888"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.aeb3c09561ecfb88cc0190f9f0b87b1b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 144 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904124 Cops Get Shoved Into River Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:41:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904124 Cops Get Shoved Into River nonadult comedy This resulted in a fast-motion chase set to zany saxaphone music. 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Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:06:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890980 Turn around and spread 'em! nonadult comedy Turn around and spread 'em! halloween 2008, cops, officers, policewoman, butts, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890980"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.6c9c9885a0a9d049e80c1cbb480dbf2b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1826407">travis</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 793 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890460 Your Badge and Gun Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:24:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890460 Your Badge and Gun nonadult comedy The hardest part of the job is finding an original way to quit it. movies, police, cops, montage, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890460"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.96362a7692f8648b63f78789efa49db7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[This cop is setting an awesome example. (NSFW language)]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:199674 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831500 Beef on a Pig. Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:28:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831500 Beef on a Pig. nonadult comedy Beef on a Pig. newspaper, cops, farting, gas, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831500"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.47037c53ca3a9972da484a811158f2e0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:114697">uncle jesse</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:172"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830904 He claimed the Cops planted the shirt on him for their own sick pleasure. Also heroin, they planted that too. Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830904 He claimed the Cops planted the shirt on him for their own sick pleasure. Also heroin, they planted that too. nonadult comedy He claimed the Cops planted the shirt on him for their own sick pleasure. 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This cop isn't sleeping on the job; he's just drunk. cops, driving, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1822863"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.0350ad03c811dd5cab0ba0d11f1d6d57.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1690205">Michael Peddicord</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1822527 And remember, police officers enjoy a good prank too. 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Sports, Ouch, Cops, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1814044"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/0/collegehumor.fc7006a6a952aa750b7e67200c267b30.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 220 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[More video of that crazy, skateboard-hatin' Baltimore cop]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:180232 Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Stupid/Awesome: Scoring a soccer goal into a police van]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:179989 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766982 Bad Cops Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:41:42 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766982 Bad Cops nonadult comedy This is like watching a real Reno 911. cops, whoops, fire, accident, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766982"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/7/collegehumor.d03b917a3caf9dbc080a57576b3525ee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1014702">smartt</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1021 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754284 Hard to tell what's going on, just be glad you aren't there. Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754284 Hard to tell what's going on, just be glad you aren't there. nonadult comedy Hard to tell what's going on, just be glad you aren't there. busted, police, cops, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754284"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.8aa101bf7823eb312b8dede7b2d19f4f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:753758">Chris</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />