"IIII've been working on the railroad--oh sh*t! Oh sh*t!"
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2 days ago 
I haven't been this scared of a little girl since Hannah Montana turned out to be Miley Cyrus.
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3 days ago 
This caption could never beat that title, so why try?
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5 days ago 
She's very advanced for her age. Most babies don't learn to stanky leg dance until they're 28 months old.
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1 week ago 
Best of the Summer - "And another thing, every fall all the leaves on my oak tree fall off. Explain that, government."
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3 weeks ago 
Vacuuming the house was punishment for his last meltdown, when he freaked out about how no one was taking his freakouts seriously anymore.
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1 month ago 
"Can you imagine if I forgot my base layer before I painted myself red and screamed for 3 hours, as I do every week? I'd look like an idiot!"
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2 months ago 
Now all she has to do is find Legolas. Then have him accept her for the freak she is.
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2 months ago 
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October 01, 2009 
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2 months ago 
He just walked into the barbershop with the sharpie outline of what he wanted and said, "Here. Cut."
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August 06, 2009 
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July 07, 2009 
Sci-fi / Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. Example: if a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from lesbian sex camps stationed on the dark side of Mars,...
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5 months ago 
Oddly enough, she leaves with more dignity than any other reality TV failure.
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5 months ago 
"Hope you cops like DONUTS! For real though I'm getting arrested."
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7 months ago 
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April 16, 2009 
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