'Crime' Stuff
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Hotlink:Best use of the one phone call rule ever
Something tells me this teenager isn't sorry for what he's done
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- Saturday, May 31 2008
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Hotlink:I love beef jerky, too. That doesn't make it right
Man was arrested after trying to steal 23 slim jims. I once ate that many slim jims. It's bad news. Trust me.
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- Friday, May 30 2008
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Hotlink:Stupid? Yes, but you have to admire their determination
The two stupidest criminals knock themselves out in fight against a window.
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- Wednesday, May 28 2008
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Hotlink:I wouldn't want to live in Canada and have feet right now
Mysterious, disembodied right feet keep washing up on Canadian beaches. They're so backwards up there!
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- Wednesday, May 21 2008
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funny picturesThe "Street View" pictures around here are a little blurry as the Google Maps van sort of sped through this neighborhood...
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Hotlink:I want to believe that he always keeps a fish in his car for such occassions
A high school drug dealer gets a surprise fish to the face.
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- Saturday, May 17 2008
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Hotlink:"LET ME CALL MY MOM!"
A teen girl publicy embarrasses herself after being caught shoplifting.
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- Thursday, May 1 2008
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Hotlink:Who says videogames are a bad influence?
A badass pair of 7 year olds (one of whom smokes cigerettes) steal a car and go cruising.
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- Tuesday, Apr 29 2008
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Hotlink:Luckily, he was apprehended by means of an invisible box...
A man dressed as a mime and holding a tiny bat goes on a crime spree in PA.
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- Wednesday, Apr 23 2008
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Hotlink:Now here's a burglar who knows what he wants: Jenna Jameson's vagina
Someone robs a sex store and steals only items from the Jenna Jameson line.
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- Saturday, Apr 19 2008
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Hotlink:"Pull over, we have reason to believe you have reason to believe you have a hilarious gut"
Not all cops are jerks, this one happens to have a great sense of humor.
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- Wednesday, Apr 16 2008
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Hotlink:It's a sad day in Tanzania
A witchdoctor-prescribed lucky charm to help find precious stones has been outlawed.
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- Thursday, Apr 10 2008
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Hotlink:And the awful excuse for masturbating in a library award goes to...
Let he that is without sin cast the first stone. Honestly, how many of you can say that 30 volume encyclopedias don't get you hot?
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- Wednesday, Apr 9 2008
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Hotlink:Epic detective work
The crime may have been reported inaccurately, but it was certainly not a false alarm
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- Friday, Mar 28 2008
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Article:Police Report, Vice City Police Department, 10/17/02
- Thursday, Mar 27 2008
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Hotlink:Worst criminals ever.
Sure-fire way to get caught: document your crime, put it on Youtube, brag about it
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- Wednesday, Mar 26 2008
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Hotlink:All of these people are guilty of being hilarious! They're also guilty of drug, violence or sex offenses
The only surefire way to get into a funny mugshot collection like this is to always wear your funniest t-shirt. Always. Never wash it, and punch cops, too. That helps a lot.
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- Saturday, Mar 15 2008
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Hotlink:Thinking about hiring that prostitute that's been all over the news lately?
Here's a screenshot of her profile on Emperor's Club. She sounds classy as hell
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- Wednesday, Mar 5 2008
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Hotlink:Meet the 3 dumbest thieves in Australia
There are two major problems with trying to rob a bar with 50 motorcycles out front. 1. They won't have any money. 2. They have 50 bikers.
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- Wednesday, Feb 13 2008
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Hotlink:They googled the safe open
If you can order a pizza on the Internet, why can't google tell you how to crack a safe? Actually, it can. When google gets really good you want even have to crack the safe, it will just give you the combination.
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