Nope, you just have to want it more.
Amazing dialog from the classic film "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon." I know most of you have already seen Shark Attack 3, this is for those that haven't.
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90
Excuse me, waiter! I think I ordered something less slutty.
GROSS.
"Later, Kylie Minogue's presence was requested over the loudspeaker."
An easy way to upset any girls you happen to meet.
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36
Humans, dogs, bears, and dolphins are the only four animals that give oral sex for pleasure.
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7
Make sure to brush your teeth after.
Self service? I'd love to see that.
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0
Delicious delicious carpets.
If you say so, Jesus.
You ate what?
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1
Good name for a diner and good advice.
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0
They don't call him Zeke the Wonder Dog because he catches frisbees.
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1
Yeah dawg! WOO WOO WOO!
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0
Anal rape should be mandatory in our public schools!
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1
Nah, she's loving it. Trust me. (nudity)
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0
Now that's a cheerleader who knows how to get the crowd worked up.
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2
Not Today Little One
Sounds delish.
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1

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