CollegeHumor: Dad Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922223 Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani". Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:05:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922223 Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani". nonadult comedy Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani". facebook, dad, thread, comment, annoying, daughter <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922223"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/7/collegehumor.b862251e00314412feab590739d198f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1468557">C-Dawg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:37"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 105 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917835 "Please just give me my Carl's Jr. Double Chili Cheese burger so I can be on my way. Oh, and a toy for the kid." Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:43:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917835 "Please just give me my Carl's Jr. Double Chili Cheese burger so I can be on my way. Oh, and a toy for the kid." nonadult comedy "Please just give me my Carl's Jr. Double Chili Cheese burger so I can be on my way. Oh, and a toy for the kid." clown, pedophile, creepy, dad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917835"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/2/collegehumor.a3d33abc56a9f238f68819e28ab533ee.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1912462 Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife. Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:45:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1912462 Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife. nonadult comedy Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife. facebook, dad, hot tub, cum, thread, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1912462"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.bc47dd5a6dad82dc565a956ad250d40e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2014113">Seamus D</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915363 Father's Day Footprints Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:48:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915363 Father's Day Footprints nonadult comedy Extremely detailed footprints in the sand tell the history of a father's love. Sketch Comedy, Greg and Lou, Father's Day, Dad, Footprint, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915363"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/e/collegehumor.a18eba02cf3440ef5677073e3bc1b9bd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:552382">Greg&amp;LouPresentLou&a</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914456 Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal. Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914456 Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal. nonadult comedy Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal. facebook, mom, divorce, social network, dad, thread <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914456"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.004fc5068e103f4b9d1fa904c1ccd058.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 78 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908212 He's on honeymoon with his "wife". She's standing right beside him. Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908212 He's on honeymoon with his "wife". She's standing right beside him. nonadult comedy He's on honeymoon with his "wife". She's standing right beside him. creepy, hawaii, aloha, dad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908212"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.efff5391112234c0ac813581a344aa93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1991503">Aaron</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905990 "C'mon dad, every time I wanna have my guy friends over you do this!" Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905990 "C'mon dad, every time I wanna have my guy friends over you do this!" nonadult comedy "C'mon dad, every time I wanna have my guy friends over you do this!" creepy, drag queen, dad?, dress, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905990"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/9/collegehumor.a01b23ea2b291c4fdede753961b15e10.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1180778">ean:Hydro's sidekick</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901938 To be fair, the son got a 10 foot restraining order put on his dad. Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:55:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901938 To be fair, the son got a 10 foot restraining order put on his dad. nonadult comedy To be fair, the son got a 10 foot restraining order put on his dad. segway, sled, sad, america, dad, son kid <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901938"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/3/collegehumor.35517fcf4f174cc9d7afeed3f153b3f3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:37161">Tracey</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1507"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[This Dad is awesome. Also, he should get a job]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:207879 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:00:04 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1895229 Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl. Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:35:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1895229 Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl. nonadult comedy Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl. mom, dad, tattoo, thong, classy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1895229"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.f8d8734c7f9555b367a6636f8f9141cf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1410307">Not Jerry</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827512 Stay At Home Dad Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:32:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827512 Stay At Home Dad nonadult comedy Jon Lajoie proves that parental responsibility can rock. Jon Lajoie, Music, Dad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827512"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/f/collegehumor.0c5a5be1580d1c7591a4f66f72bd0345.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1009453">Jon Lajoie</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 92 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1774617 Jimmy's lucky Superman didn't go for the belt. Sat, 15 Sep 2007 18:45:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1774617 Jimmy's lucky Superman didn't go for the belt. nonadult comedy Jimmy's lucky Superman didn't go for the belt. dad, superman, comic book, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1774617"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/c/collegehumor.123785ee4e1f7bb829eb808c22320108.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1058802">Stevey</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 69 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1765441 "My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings." Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:51:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1765441 "My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings." nonadult comedy "My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings." Borat, bathing suit, dad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1765441"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.2e06c097290b66abb52b151ef0bbfda2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:144055">brian bishop</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760322 I learned it from you, dad! Mon, 21 May 2007 20:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760322 I learned it from you, dad! nonadult comedy I learned it from you, dad! dad, shorts, polo, popped collar, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760322"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.d079dc745cce27e5d746e29556e40c69.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726145 You're Never Going To Find These Eggs Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:50:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726145 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Ok, ok, the kitchen. You're getting warmer, I guess. PSYCHE. Why would I tell you if you were getting warmer? You think I want you to find these eggs? Keep looking, morons.

Going outside now, eh? Finally making some good decisions. Maybe I don't have to be ashamed of you after all. Don't insult me Ben, you think I'd hide the eggs right by the steps to the porch? You'll have to crawl a lot further underneath the deck to find any eggs at all. Samantha might be on to something! But, Sam, hey- Sam, you're going to have to climb that tree MUCH higher if you want to find anything. Don't be a baby, reach for that branch. You have to commit to the climb, Sam. One more branch up...you've almost found the first egg...NOT! HAHAHA, whoops! Looks like there aren't any eggs in the tree either! Maybe you'll find a bird egg?! Idiot.

You know what, maybe we should go inside, this is pointless. Know why? Because you will NEVER find these eggs. I started planning for this in June of last year. I haven't slept in 4 days because I've been hiding and rehiding eggs. Even if you think you find the eggs, you won't have. Because I've planted dummy eggs all over the yard.

By the time you find these f*cking eggs they'll be full grown chickens! Yeah, that's right, Samantha, I didn't even boil them! If you don't find them soon all the baby chickens will die and it will be all your fault. Why are you crying? That kind of attitude never found any eggs. Man up, Samantha.

No, Ben, don't be a smartass. This isn't why your mother left. You want to know why I do this, Samantha? For the same reason I've faked my own gruesome death every Halloween for the past 4 years, for the same reason I broke both my legs and fractured my skull coming down the chimney as Santa last Christmas. I do this because I love you guys. And I'm giving you a true Holiday to remember. I love you two very much. Now go out there and find. Those. F*cking. Eggs. NOW.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-06 12:50:44 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 119 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734340 "A kid got this for his dad, who as you can see is a diabetic." Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:27:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734340 "A kid got this for his dad, who as you can see is a diabetic." nonadult comedy "A kid got this for his dad, who as you can see is a diabetic." diabetes, tattoo, dad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734340"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/a/collegehumor.f0420267a99baeefc552ab3a79af13f3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:96325">Brian</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719609 "My dad has become a bit of a legend with my friends, so what better way to honor him than to shave my head, rock the horseshoe hiarstyle, and go as myself thirty years down the road?" Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:10:48 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719609 "My dad has become a bit of a legend with my friends, so what better way to honor him than to shave my head, rock the horseshoe hiarstyle, and go as myself thirty years down the road?" nonadult comedy "My dad has become a bit of a legend with my friends, so what better way to honor him than to shave my head, rock the horseshoe hiarstyle, and go as myself thirty years down the road?" dad, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719609"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.f69903ffb87235db00b905e74a7c9f21.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:69450">Pat Henyan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1199"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 57 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1705228 "He emailed this picture to his dad. For NO reason." Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:15:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1705228 "He emailed this picture to his dad. For NO reason." nonadult comedy "He emailed this picture to his dad. For NO reason." dad, naked dude, screams college, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1705228"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/2/collegehumor.ba04013aaf961c3ec99475125c5049ea.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 35 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1697320 Dad of the Year Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:36:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1697320 Dad of the Year nonadult comedy Dad of the Year Canada, Dad, hooker, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1697320"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/e/collegehumor.4eecda3f629e307bcf86a1fee616652f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1673530 "Left on the table after her dad wouldn't get her a balloon." Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:07:03 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1673530 "Left on the table after her dad wouldn't get her a balloon." nonadult comedy "Left on the table after her dad wouldn't get her a balloon." dad, Toys R Us, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1673530"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.e9090740414fbad4ec62c59a9fcf9e6f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />