CollegeHumor: Dating Stuff This Month

How To Get Any Girl To Sleep With You (Part 2)

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

This week on Springer

1. Find Her Best Friend and Hit on Her

The modern woman isn't afraid of a challenge and nothing sparks that competitive flame within us all like pitting two friends against each other. Here's the thing fellas, behind every obnoxious BFF LYLAS 4 EVA friendship is the insatiable desire to claw each others' eyes out. Why else would chicks dig pillow fights and mud wrestling so much? Start talking up the object of your desire (henceforth known as "Prey") and then flip the switch and go for her friend. I know what you're thinking, "Won't they both see through my thinly veiled attempt to double my odds?" The answer, of course, is no. We're not that smart.

2. Be Yourself

Now that you've got the attention of her and her friend, feel free to just let your guard down and be... hahaha just kidding.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1745270"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/5/collegehumor.d6d633329d67c3bcecc4e765cb8b517f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-16 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1745270">Marina Cockenberg</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Courtship vs. Dating

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:15:20 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924594"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/4/collegehumor.9c4a82de8e2a08160dba9c34015f06dd.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Awesome 80s Dating Video

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:59:41 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921213"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/c/collegehumor.ef67328662b5075b4d7e23ecf9ea156f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 165 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"Say if you were gonna call someone, from what number would you be calling from?"

Fri, 22 May 2009 08:00:00 -0400

Got Your Number

Thu, 14 May 2009 12:09:51 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911105"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.f63b571a095cb20fec5bccb4929c9bff.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1755456">Barats and Bereta</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 498 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Nice Brothers: 10,000BC

Mon, 11 May 2009 13:51:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910703"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/a/collegehumor.f5ce3d62c2254ca4f84d663afd9f14ab.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2109627">Adam & Trevor</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Seidell vs. Gabrus: The Worst Date

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:06:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1895975"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/c/collegehumor.93ad4ef222b0e7f467115bac5bc4bf43.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 687 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Wine Date

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:02:01 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891329"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/e/collegehumor.11c1c77b87a0694bfda93cce58be2d09.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 81 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Don't worry, man. E-Harmony wasn't right for you anyway. It's much too classy

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:00:05 -0500

He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:55:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890862"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/2/collegehumor.151dac16e647cce8f511eba2c32050c8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:780961">Flynn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:907"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 473 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Gaymann's Ear

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:18:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884919"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/d/collegehumor.a5069cc1ae794987701aa53defae9e62.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1774137">Jack</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 111 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Robo Hoochie

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:57:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832722"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/d/collegehumor.cc449089c45d362e0487af0da76cbe77.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Fortunately no zero trans-fat either

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:23:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823306"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.b931037a467ddc95932c1d24a24093d6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1696836">Adam</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Dimitri the Stud Leaves a Voicemail

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:07:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823188"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.b55eac170dae0b82c0936ede0dc13a38.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 379 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Boyfriends

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812805"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.eeba4af338f55ec648d284515a81fc45.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3414 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

3 Ways NOT to Get a Girl on Facebook

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:48:34 -0400

Over the past few months, Susanna Wolff has done a great job getting undeserving guys everywhere a little action with her great columns on how to get girls. While I can't offer any of the same wisdom, I can share with you guys 3 ways NOT to get a girl on Facebook. Observe:
1. The Faux-Facebook Event For Your "Lost Phone."

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Air Dry

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1792600"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/f/collegehumor.7c090973584b8358134bc76f673f4fee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 274 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Guide to Dating

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:31:56 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774103"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.9c77dbdd6267c4f075a3717fa50e4c8e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 154 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Cartoon Match II

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:05:18 -0400

A few months after its launch, the dating website CartoonMatch.com has been growing in popularity. Here is a second batch of profiles from the site.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:290"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.822971a76dd3dcda7eb46b26fa7a05b9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-10 09:05:18 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:290">Chris Richman</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 56 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Relationships!!

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:47:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1748060"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/3/collegehumor.e31fe3073d4c26e3052005e374b194f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:537854">My_dixie_wrecked</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 181 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />