But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes...
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156
The pork company couldn't figured out why their new "FunMeatz!" campaign wasn't winning back vegetarians as planned.
"You should cut it up. That way it gets cooked in the middle."
What exactly is the law?
Just let him go, the worst that could happen is they give birth to a zombie deer-dog hybrid.
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125
I know we only had to go a mile, but I still told you letting the tail drag was a bad idea!
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374
I told him to duck!
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701
"How to spot a redneck DUI."
The race ended in a 5-way tie.
You think you're having a bad day?
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119
World's grossest pinata.
Now let's eat them all!
"Deer with it!"
All hail the mighty dolphin slayer!
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44
Goes well with catsup.
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41
You two make a lovely couple.
Those are all mosquitoes, and I'll give you $10 to lick the grill with the bottom of your tongue.
Why you should never ride in a motorcycle sidecar in Florida.
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85
I'm so grateful to be alive and back in my cardboard box.
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79
You'll never forget your first.

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