"Who passes out on the stairs, I mean they are so comfortable and all but that just means your an idiot and you deserve to spoon with a rotting deer carcass."

Whizzler!? Has anybody seen Whizzler? Oh my god...

This newly discovered species, the ubersquirrel, is known to hunt bears with it's laser vision.

"My friend saw a dead squirrel in the road, so he made it into a puppet."

If you're looking to tell the world you're a crazy redneck, this is certainly cheaper than Nascar tickets.

It's nice when the family sits down to eat together.

He's sleeping.

Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically.

Did you feel that bump - did we just drive over something?

Stunned to come home and find his best friend and roommate caught in a trap, Roscoe desperately raced Merlin to the mouse hospital. But it was too late.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Get rich or die tryin'

They should put a speaker in it's mouth so it moos at people who stop and stare.

"Apparently, this guy was camping in the Yukon. He was sleeping when the bear jumped on his tent. He fought it off and managed to shoot the bear and survive."

I hope that fish can't read.

"I hit a deer and this is what I found when I got home."

Alright, who wants to eat him?

Did you guys spray paint a dead animal?