It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.
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161
This is how all products should advertise everything.
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37
This is more of a human fail than dog fail.
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124
When normal fruit just won't do it.
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73
Dead adult daughter,
Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.
Love,
Mom and Dad.
That's sorta what they look like.
Fetch!
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88
He'll do anything for a boner
You want your tattoo to be unique.
"A girl friend of mine lost her ar in a car accident, sent me this picture with her 2 most necessary possessions."
I know there's more Mardi Gras boobies out there. Send them in people!
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4
What percentage of dildo purchases do you think are ironic?
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110
"There was a Halloween party in the gay area of Dallas this past weekend and I stumbled upon this dress up cop. It is totally fake but he said he would beat me with a different stick if I misbehaved."
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0
I didn't know what I was going to be for Halloween, but once I remembered I had a pink dildo the rest came together naturally.
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22
Anatomically correct Winne the Pooh
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8
Did you know that cocaine is often delivered in 22 inch dildos? Take a look.
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48
Kid's toys, sex toys, what's the difference?
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7
So you are selling a (barely) used dildo, and you're only available during the day. Where do you go at night?
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7
If you need the doll, you're probably not very excited to go back to school.
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0
They should call this product the "So It's Come To This."
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1
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