When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.
"I had only lived there a few weeks, and I was only 6, but I had a keen sense."
Girls love it when their tits get all dusty. They think it's romantic.
Just married!
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13
What's the rate for a dirty room?
I think you missed a spot.
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33
God, you're such a pig...
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1
"My mom made me power wash the deck."
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0
Alright, whoever ate oil last this week forgot to clean up!
That pile of trash is so absurd, I'm surprised it doesn't talk and give advice to Fraggles.
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2
No, seriously. I'm drunk.
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1
Usually, writing something in the dirt on a car is irritating and stupid.
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3
"I just upgraded to a widescreen Plasma HDTV complete with top of the line DVD, and all it took was a while of saving up.... dust!"
A pic is worth a 1000 words...or maybe just 7
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0
"This car was driving in front of us in New Zealand"
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1
"He showed up at our University of Kentucky dorm like this...he has no idea how he got to be like this...we think he got jumped by the sidewalk."
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1
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