That's the saddest I've ever seen Goofy, Mickey, or Donald.

Zipper's there, but you can't see him.

"We put a Lego penis on the Lego cop in Disneyworld."

"Nobody stopped to check if he was alive or anything, so I thought it would be appropriate to take his picture."

The father in the second row is going to be disappointed when he sees how the picture came out.

"It was wrong, but hey, at least it got us to the front of the lines."

What happened to don't ask, don't tell?

I'm skipping step 1. I don't need a ticket.

Uh oh, sounds like Jafar has been putting enchantments on the park again. I knew he was up to no good, but you said we had to let him in the parade. Where's Micky, he'll know how to fix this mess.

Taken at Disney World. If you're in a wheelchair, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride will get you walking again.

After being dumped by Rebecca Romijn, John Stamos shows up at Disney World with an even hotter rebound.

There is no dancing in Tommorowland.

"It wasn't as good as he says it was."

So that's why they call it flash mountain... (nudity)

"Even in Disney World everyone loves the shocker!"

You'd think part of the costumed character training would include "hand signs not to give"

Originaly said "i hear muppetvision 3d is better than getting hit in the head by a 2x4"

Taken at Disney. Maybe they should consider making adult movies?

This is a picture of a bat in Disney World, and he truly is in the happiest place on Earth...