Does she get in for free now?
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310
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3 months ago
That's the saddest I've ever seen Goofy, Mickey, or Donald.
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120
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3 months ago
That's what he said after he became a zombie.
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21
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7 months ago
Dash goes to college.
Oh man, get one with Jasmine.
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106
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1 year ago
I'd Scuttle her Flounder.
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84
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1 year ago
The best part? She couldn't speak.
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47
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1 year ago
He bared his necessities for this costume.
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9
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1 year ago
Let's get dangerous.
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26
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1 year ago
If he doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
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10
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1 year ago
Either they didn't coordinate or this is the most non-sensical group costume of all time.
She's cute, but she's no Gadget.
Strawberry Shortcake and whatever the girl-to-the-right-of-Strawberry-Shortcake is just couldn't be Disney. They had to be different.
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14
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2 years ago
We found a whole bushel of poison apples in your trunk, you're under arrest Ms. White.
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29
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2 years ago
Some things are worth dressing like a retard for.
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19
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2 years ago
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
#14 - He got sexually aroused upon seeing this cover!
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15
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2 years ago
He's not smiling, the hat must be broken.
"First case of bird flu in California."
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0
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3 years ago
We would have understood the costume if you hadn't skinned that dog, Lauren.
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3 years ago
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