CollegeHumor: Divorce Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794254 I Think the Google Logo Designer Is Having Marital Problems Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794254 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2180578"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/3/collegehumor.2844687f6854fa9dda1c8823cc7a555b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-10 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2180578">David Young</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 801 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914456 Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal. Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914456 Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal. nonadult comedy Janice is now in an Open Relationship with Craig, your high school principal. facebook, mom, divorce, social network, dad, thread <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914456"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.004fc5068e103f4b9d1fa904c1ccd058.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 82 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911393 Divorce Albums of the 1980s Mon, 18 May 2009 10:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911393 Divorce Albums of the 1980s nonadult comedy They're the soundtracks of our lives! Our shattered, devastating lives. ucb comedy, sketch comedy, music, divorce, commercial, 1980s <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911393"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/d/collegehumor.2c8f102856e39cd2f84bd69d1ce8b99a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1732149">UCBComedy</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905072 XBox Live Divorce Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:00:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905072 XBox Live Divorce nonadult comedy Achievement Unlocked: Marriage Pwned Xbox, Sad, Fight, Relationship, Divorce, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905072"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/d/collegehumor.d8ab12ea7caece8c75f75a2d5f032089.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 105 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772026 Please Let Me Watch Your Kids Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772026 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Please let me watch your kids. I need the work. I have no more money. My...my wife left me. She took everything. T.V., stereo, Nordic track, all the food... I've got nothing. I am begging you. Please let me watch your kids.

Oh God... I have nothing left. I'll be great. I'll tuck 'em in and read 'em stories. We'll have so much fun. We'll be crying from all the fun. We'll be crying and laughing and nothing else will matter anymore. Please. I was a business man. I had a house, a family... I just need this. I need to watch your kids. You can pay me anything. I'll work for free. Just to be in a warm house. That's all I need.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-13 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1060 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900538 David After Divorce Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:16:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900538 David After Divorce nonadult comedy David better get used to the back of that car, he's going to be living in it the next couple weeks. David After Dentist, Divorce, Sketch Comedy, Parody, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900538"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/4/collegehumor.7b946770d66d179dd26631244e10bbee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 283 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892662 Pokes were meant to be accompanied by slurred expletives and a hungry baby crying in the background. Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892662 Pokes were meant to be accompanied by slurred expletives and a hungry baby crying in the background. nonadult comedy Pokes were meant to be accompanied by slurred expletives and a hungry baby crying in the background. facebook, white trash, divorce, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892662"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/d/collegehumor.72751de4631de20c8a6a5d7daae7ebb7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[World's biggest pimp ditches two wives in 3 minutes]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:184406 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1777041 How you know your friend isn't ready to start dating again yet. Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1777041 How you know your friend isn't ready to start dating again yet. nonadult comedy How you know your friend isn't ready to start dating again yet. divorce, mom, hell, angry, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1777041"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.7e98928eedd3eee35e47f10af6408ffb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:470629">Andrew</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 35 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741286 Jesus: Joint Custody Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:58:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741286 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

*knocks*

Mary: Someone's at the door
Joseph: Don't worry babe, I got it.

*opens door*

Joseph: Oh, hey God.
God: What's up Joe, how you been?
Joseph: Good, busy, really busy. You?
God: You know how it is, just managing the after-life and trying to keep the world from crumbling. Can't complain.
Joseph: Yeah.
God: Well, is my boy around?
Joseph: I think so, I'd check the backyard.
God: Joe, I'm God, the boy's inside.
Joseph: Oh, weird, you're right. Jesus, your dad who left you here after impregnating mommy is her to take you for the weekend...

*As Joseph turns around to look at Jesus running to the door, God raises his smiting finger but is deterred by a look from Mary*

Joseph: Now Jesus, be careful and rememb...
Jesus: ...Bye dad, bye mom, love you!

*the two fly off in the sky, Joseph closes the door*
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Hey kids, wake up. We need to have a talk. Huh? I don’t know, about 2 AM, I think. Listen, I have to tell you all something. It's about your mother and I. But before I do, I want you to know that no matter what happens, we’re going to love all of you a little more or less, depending on how we’re feeling day-to-day. Our emotions toward you have been kind of hazy these last few weeks. But right now you all seem like pretty solid peeps in my book.


So you’ve probably noticed your mother and I fighting a lot lately. All the time, actually. Yes, Emily, even when we’re not yelling, we’re still fighting. In fact, the non-yelling fights are worst. So cold. So hopeless. Oh so hopeless. More hateful than anything you’ll ever know, though they did usually take place in front of you, in your bedrooms. Or your classrooms—I don't know why we did that.

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