"20 shredded newspapers, 50 shredded styrofoam cups, popcorn, our trash for the day, and all the bottles from the recycling bin."

"The day before this it said 'Finals!"

Wow, that must be $3.00 worth of solo cups!

Jokes on them! We're in there studying!

Color printers should be made available to all students

You can change roommates after a full semester, right?

Is Goatse guy no longer the most famous Internet celebrity?

Seth from SuperBad goes to college.

Sorry Eric, a gentleman never tells what he used the pillow for.

"For the last fucking time dude, can I borrow a DVD?!"

I wish I was sleeping with Angelina Jolie!

Little pig little pig let me in!

"We put rolls of tissue and toilet paper in our friends door way, saran wrapped it in, and then covered it with post its."

Know what works better than duct tape? Cement.

Kevin McCallister apparently grew up and went to college.

"His door is covered with wet paper towels, toothpaste, and shaving cream. On the floor is 32 cups full of water with some attached to the door handle. Around the cups is half a bottle of liquid dishsoap, toothpaste, and ketchup packets. The door is tied to the neighbor's with celophane and a box of garbage is wedged in between so it fell and knocked more cups over when the door was finally opened. To top it off, I broke my toe running out to grap a picture of his face when I heard the box fall."

That's what she said!

Wait a second... I'm Alex!

"A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed."

Stuck with nowhere to put the water.