CollegeHumor: Dorm Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922330 CH Director's Commentary: All R.A . Floor Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922330 CH Director's Commentary: All R.A . Floor nonadult comedy Sam and Streeter discuss pixelating poop. ch originals, directors commentary, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922330"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.c66b9c94e4e529c9f974e88ae6650324.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923226 A total of 5 monitors, two projectors, a custom built screen that's visible from both floors and still... no hot plates. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923226 A total of 5 monitors, two projectors, a custom built screen that's visible from both floors and still... no hot plates. nonadult comedy A total of 5 monitors, two projectors, a custom built screen that's visible from both floors and still... no hot plates. dorm, pimped out, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923226"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/d/collegehumor.26e218b339769f95eff66d3d54596b7a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1545860">Teddy</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1607"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 26 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923149 There's free color printing in the computer lab, so the real question is how could they not do it. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:56:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923149 There's free color printing in the computer lab, so the real question is how could they not do it. nonadult comedy There's free color printing in the computer lab, so the real question is how could they not do it. optical illusion, dorm door, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923149"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.63db318d47b68a337a249fef4797d8fa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1921486">Michael</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921352 "You've gotta pay a toll of cold water or a Wendy's run if you wanna get through this hallway." Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:29:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921352 "You've gotta pay a toll of cold water or a Wendy's run if you wanna get through this hallway." nonadult comedy "You've gotta pay a toll of cold water or a Wendy's run if you wanna get through this hallway." passed out, dorm, hallway, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921352"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.b07e17bc9c5036d73672927b57d3b036.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2171619">Kathryn Anderson</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:392"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921640 A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:37:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921640 A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals. nonadult comedy A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals. whiteboard, dorm door, dorm, virgin, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921640"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/d/collegehumor.6f6b17f4382364f1651b102df1235b80.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:618098">Douche Bag</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1462"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921939 The real picture's behind you! (optical illusion) Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:08:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921939 The real picture's behind you! (optical illusion) nonadult comedy The real picture's behind you! (optical illusion) optical illusion, butt, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921939"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/7/collegehumor.c585f0b08c993215e055ff97d911c91b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1756483">Jakob Hummelen</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792293 Hooking Up In Your Bedroom: The Other Side Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792293 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Ever brought a girl back to your place after a party? There's more to consider than just how long you last...

TV: Guys, he just put on The Notebook! He's hooking up!

Door: I'm not locked! I'm not locked! What do I do?!

Walls: Oh god, the pressure, why can't we be thicker?

Computer: Does this mean no porn tonight? Awh man...

Wallet: I THINK there's a condom in me. If not, bad luck Bed.

Bed: Ahh sh*t, I was only changed yesterday. Wait, they might do it on the carpet like last time.

Carpet: Not a chance, I gave him a burn he won't soon forget. You're screwed.

Bed: Desk?

Desk: Are you kidding? They only do it on me in the movies. I'm so lonely...

Bed: Thank god this chick is lighter than that last one. I was aching for
days.

Carpet: Awh yeah! His shirt just landed on me. It's going down!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/5/collegehumor.218f593a64bda80e5dd9f085f32e7c93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-06 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802">Tom Philip</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 428 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920236 Because there ain't no sex like long twin bunk-bed dorm sex. Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:48:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920236 Because there ain't no sex like long twin bunk-bed dorm sex. nonadult comedy Because there ain't no sex like long twin bunk-bed dorm sex. eavesdropping, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920236"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/5/collegehumor.b805f26b2adfbbad43d5ba35f7d125ad.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1992828">judy Irwin</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 50 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790863 The Anatomy of a Dorm Room Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790863 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
College is a time filled with decisions. What to major in, whether or not to join a frat and, most importantly, how to arrange the beds in your dorm room. Once you unpack all your stuff it's really annoying to move them again. Here are the pros and cons for the seven most common dorm-bed configurations.


Traditional

Pros: Clearly divides the room, providing you and your roommate with your own personal space.
Cons: At some point you will see your roommate have sex while he thinks you're sleeping.

The Sleepover

Pros: Opens up the center of the room for fun activities like beer pong, or lame ones like Dance Dance Revolution.
Cons: It's creepy. Everyone will think you're weird.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-01 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1048 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914860 Mattress Dominos Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:07:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914860 Mattress Dominos nonadult comedy To add to the reality, they all took a handful of sleeping pills. mattress, dominos, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914860"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/2/collegehumor.533170ff17aa31ee23c1c362096fe7fb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 87 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1910251 "All I remember is getting super baked then passing out. I woke up and this was just there." Fri, 08 May 2009 08:03:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1910251 "All I remember is getting super baked then passing out. I woke up and this was just there." nonadult comedy "All I remember is getting super baked then passing out. I woke up and this was just there." halo, dorm, mural, purdue, tape, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1910251"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/a/collegehumor.598e67476544cfffe7a3c62a6796d2d0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:533950">wwh</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906071 The Boys' floor pulled a sweet April Fools prank on the girls. To retaliate, the girls smeared dog feces all over the guys' dorms. Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:13:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906071 The Boys' floor pulled a sweet April Fools prank on the girls. To retaliate, the girls smeared dog feces all over the guys' dorms. nonadult comedy The Boys' floor pulled a sweet April Fools prank on the girls. 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Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906023 This was the first time in 3 months he got out of that chair, and it was solely to take this picture. nonadult comedy This was the first time in 3 months he got out of that chair, and it was solely to take this picture. filthy, room, disgusting, gross, food, trash computer dorm <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906023"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/4/collegehumor.1a349d587b63dd7b49292d444af29e6c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1814948">marsha</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832513 Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL. Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:56:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832513 Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL. nonadult comedy Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL. brewing, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832513"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.b536f8c53690f4f778f99ef31ca83f36.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:355652">LarryR</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Laugh all you want, but this guy knows how to party]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:198950 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:00:04 -0400 <![CDATA[You can finally buy all the crap you need for your dorm in one place.]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:194374 Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750462 No, We Are Not Having Sex in Your Twin Bed Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:50:27 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750462 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. Allow me to repeat myself.

There will be no coitus of any kind in your bed, specifically due to the bed's shape and size. Is that clear enough for you to understand?

You might be curious as to why I have nipped our potential foreplay, intercourse, and eventual spooning in the bud, simply for reasons of bed-size. Let me explain.

First and foremost, I'm uncomfortable doing anything physically exerting when confined to a such a miniscule space, mostly due to the sheer size of our bodies in relation to the bed itself.

Let's look at the cold hard facts. As a tall woman (I stack up at 5-feet-10 inches), I find the space provided by a twin bed to be inadequate for any sort of intimacy.

The overall dimensions of a twin bed are 39'' wide and 75'' long. The width-per-person of a twin bed is 39'', as opposed to say, a double bed that is 54'' wide with a width-per-person of 27''.

Do you understand what that means? It means that even the manufacturers of twin beds, cruel as they are, understand that the bed is constructed specifically for one person, not two.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1522448"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/3/collegehumor.a19d133a4b4e9276504e694369f561c1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-28 15:50:27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1522448">Amanda</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797338 Elevator Sex Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:00:01 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797338 Elevator Sex nonadult comedy Going in? elevator, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797338"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/1/collegehumor.1cc56d893bc7c137e6491151d80b0317.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 99 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1762412 Alright Lucy, I've had enough! I'm drawing a big line down the middle of the room and whatever is on that side is yours, and this side is mine! Sat, 09 Jun 2007 20:22:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1762412 Alright Lucy, I've had enough! I'm drawing a big line down the middle of the room and whatever is on that side is yours, and this side is mine! nonadult comedy Alright Lucy, I've had enough! I'm drawing a big line down the middle of the room and whatever is on that side is yours, and this side is mine! messy, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1762412"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/5/collegehumor.dfa7e083e0cfecd791cea27577e88b3f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1752507 Pizza Zombies Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:40:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1752507 Pizza Zombies nonadult comedy Ordering pizza in the dorms and surviving freeloaders can be really hard. pizza, zombie, dorm, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1752507"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/4/collegehumor.c28e841210fd2ac388564e8481526127.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:726105">Euge</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1644"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 204 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />