CollegeHumor: Douche Bag Stuff This Month

CollegeHumor: Douche Bag Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793991 The Categories of a Douchebag Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793991 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

PREPORIOUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Preppy Douchebag"
Pickup line: "You would look good sunbathing at my Nantucket summer cottage."
Found: Ivy League campuses, smoking clubs, Rugby stores
Wears: Polo shirts, boating shoes, suits at inappropriate times
Thrives on: "Intellectual" discussions, purebred dogs, wine coolers
Weakness: Actually intellectual discussions.

FRATERNITORUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Frat Bro Douchebag"
Pickup line: "I made this drink for you."
Found: Beer pong championships, The Game, not lectures
Wears: College apparel, Birkenstocks with socks, puca shell necklaces
Thrives on: Natty Ice, cold pizza, the blood of sorority freshmen
Weakness: Correct spelling and grammar.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.5acc24905249c461d51032da3fb7ee6a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-10 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237">Emily</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 71 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924385 We Are Douchebags Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:12:35 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924385 We Are Douchebags nonadult comedy That's not fair. If douchebags reclaim the word douchebag, then we have to find something else to call them. I suggest "asshole loser jerks that everyone hates." sketch comedy, slick gigolo, douchebag, guido, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924385"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/5/collegehumor.1a1e48b56192e10532585ee57bd19de2.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 733 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793605 Facebook Event Reminder Fail Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793605 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-02 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 481 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[My mom must have used this when I was born]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:220152 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898431 David Blaine apparently writes TV descriptions now. Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:35:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898431 David Blaine apparently writes TV descriptions now. nonadult comedy David Blaine apparently writes TV descriptions now. tv, criss angel, douche bag, description, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898431"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/e/collegehumor.05613beb2e1d0ac4507094ee52efc33d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1907406">craigs10kids</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830470 "Giant Douchebag" Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:47:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830470 "Giant Douchebag" nonadult comedy That'll knock those eco-friendly environmentalist cyclists down a notch. 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Thu, 02 Nov 2006 20:19:13 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1720856 World's biggest douche bag. nonadult comedy World's biggest douche bag. douche bag, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1720856"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/3/collegehumor.34dc6f09be89d1887b191073b8aa44b3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719323 No, seriously. He's a douche bag. Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:48:11 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719323 No, seriously. He's a douche bag. nonadult comedy No, seriously. 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