What he's actually dreaming of is probably much, much crazier.
"We threw a party at our apartment, and one of the kids decided to sleep/pass out in his car. At some point during the night he had a dream that he was sleeping in his car and had to pee really badly, so he kicked out his window and crawled out. It's a 2004 Lexus."
"And it was outside a Salt Lake City diner that I found my true destiny."
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The Dreamcatcher5000 (hilarious new Perry Bible Fellowship)
Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you!
"Dreaming o' the cock!"
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