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Don't go with shots on this one, remember Sport, it's a marathon.

-Drink everytime somebody uses the following phrases

--"throwing down life lessons"

--"what's up, bitches?"

--"pop that shirt off"

--"you want 'x' to pop" (ie "you want your muscles to pop," "this will make your eyes pop")


-Drink anytime the Gang mocks one another with a display of fake crying.

-Drink anytime someone in the Gang points something out as racist.

-Drink anytime someone is drinking on the show. 2x drink if it's a member of the gang.

-Drink anytime Dee is referred to as "Sweet Dee" by one of the Gang.

-Drink for any demeaning reference to Sweet Dee as old, ugly, untalented, or any combination thereof.

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6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK





8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

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