It's Ecstasy: This is probably what it is according to most movies where a chick hands a guy a pill in a bar. You take the pill, and you start feeling awesome and if you keep hanging out with this chick you'll probably hook up with her. If she...
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There's a reason they are #1 and #2 on your speed dial, but can you figure out which of these phrases are from your weed dealer and which are from your mom? Rollover for the answers.Make sure you call me.MomI made cookies!Weed DealerNothing but...
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6 months ago 
'Tis 9 AMEastern TimeA somber Tuesday morn'A paper due5 pages long"How Democracy Was Born"Mind is blankAn empty spaceDevoid of inspirationEyelids heavyPillow softI lack all motivationOh pills of orangeIn the bottom drawerUnderneath my magazinesI'm...
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1 year ago 
*knock knock knock* Brain: Hold on...hold on. I'm coming, sheesh. *Brain opens door* Body: Hey man...h-hey. Brain: Jesus, Body. What time is it? Body: It's nine at night, man. Brain: This is when I rest, Body, you know that. What gives?...
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1 year ago 
Jim? Jim! James Winningham get in here right now! Oh I'll tell you what the big deal is young man. Sit down. Earlier today, your mother was cleaning in your room and she found...well, just show him, Emily. Yep. You know what that is? Of course you...
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2 years ago 
The end of class, day one. Professor: (chuckling) And now you'll know, ladies and gentleman, the next time you get pulled over, and the police officer asks if he can search your car that you can tell him, politely of course, not without probable...
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2 years ago 
Learn Something has been on spring break for the past few weeks. It was sick. We drove down to Lauderdale, hit up a few Waffle Houses, met some chicks on the beach and got a sick tattoo of a fish. Anyway, we're back and in the spirit of excess,...
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3 years ago 
GREETINGS PEERS. Do you also recall us using marijuana together last night? I will proceed when you answer in the affirmative.I am unable to recall a time when I have ever been more affected by tetrahydrocannabinols. It was considerate of your...
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