CollegeHumor: Drugs Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922390 Whoa, no one said ANYTHING about "monster offspring." That sounds awesome! Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:53:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922390 Whoa, no one said ANYTHING about "monster offspring." That sounds awesome! nonadult comedy Whoa, no one said ANYTHING about "monster offspring." That sounds awesome! drugs, newspaper, marijuana, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922390"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.ac62964c845d9a70774d09b9530ff0de.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2171619">Kathryn Anderson</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:392"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923267 Drugs to Do On a Date Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:30:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923267 Drugs to Do On a Date nonadult comedy Let weed be the gateway to an exciting new world of designer drugs! drugs, instructional video, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923267"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.fb65f8242bf0ce388d8bb91fff53b82f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 202 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922969 Remix: Above the Influence Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922969 Remix: Above the Influence nonadult comedy Just say no to drunk puppets. ch originals, remix, drugs, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922969"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/e/collegehumor.1302cf1071560b0e4b99283e8f45b996.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 188 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921262 I propose we make this required reading for elementary school students. Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:22:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921262 I propose we make this required reading for elementary school students. nonadult comedy I propose we make this required reading for elementary school students. library book, drugs, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921262"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/d/collegehumor.b272a625d9350b40f6e795ad66a5dd18.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:83077">Dan W</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[You know what? I WILL try some drugs!]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:223705 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921081 Bleep Bloop: The War On Drugs Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921081 Bleep Bloop: The War On Drugs nonadult comedy Bad movies and bad videogames finally team up for a game so advanced, you can play in your regular DVD player. bleep bloop, ch originals, drugs, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921081"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/9/collegehumor.b72e8dde14fda3ffb48b0629edebaa92.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 373 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787702 Pros and Cons of Swallowing Pills That Are Handed to You at a Rave Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787702 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's Ecstasy: This is probably what it is according to most movies where a chick hands a guy a pill in a bar. You take the pill, and you start feeling awesome and if you keep hanging out with this chick you'll probably hook up with her. If she ditches you you'll probably be mugged. Stay hydrated and you'll be all right.

It's a Roofie: Well if you're a hot chick I would recommend never taking a pill from any creepy looking guy, no matter how much they stress that, "It's certainly not a roofie." 9 times out of 10 this guy is lying.
Guys on the other hand, yea you may die from a roofie, but if this chick is hot, I mean, and she's trying to rape you; that would be an awesome story and in my opinion: worth it.

It's Tamiflu: Swine Flu is a big concern lately and who knows? Maybe she's a pharmacist and she walks around raves treating people. Now, this pill is more commonly in a pill shape and has yellow on half of it, while ecstasy more often then not has a picture of something you'd see on a pair of Claire's earrings.

It's Birth Control: Well, for starters, that chick is probably a man; and you either are a woman or look frighteningly so like one. Either way that man/chick is a weirdo, so 9 out of 10 cases of this happening the best thing you can do is to just run far away.

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Make sure you call me.
Mom
I made cookies!
Weed Dealer
Nothing but the best for you.
Weed Dealer
This here is the good stuff.
Mom, referring to the name-brand soda she just splurged on at the A&P
I'm always around if you need me.
Weed Dealer
This weed is the dankest sh*t.
Best. Mom. EVER.
Are you by yourself?
Weed Dealer, unless you're walking home at 2am, then Mom
Got a nice selection for you today.
Weed Dealer/Mom who just went jean shopping
Make sure you get your money's worth.
Your Mom is a Weed Dealer
It doesn't matter how late it is, just call.
Weed Dealer
That sh*t ain't mine.
Weed Dealer/Terrible Mom
What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?
Mom, if it's your first Thanksgiving back from college. Otherwise, Weed Dealer
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Eastern Time
A somber Tuesday morn'

A paper due
5 pages long
"How Democracy Was Born"

Mind is blank
An empty space
Devoid of inspiration

Eyelids heavy
Pillow soft
I lack all motivation

Oh pills of orange
In the bottom drawer
Underneath my magazines

I'm wide awake!
A miracle?
No, dextroamphetamines!

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