Follow these tips ladies and you'll definitely get your man, at least until the hangover wears off. Laugh at all his jokes Ha ha great Dane Cook impression!Keep drinking. Especially, YOU (girls that weigh 90 lbs.) Sure, I'll have another...
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Two students, Benetar and Joniston, stumble out of a party drunk as fudge and begin half walking/half falling home.- Guess what time it is.- Four?- TIME FOR SOME ROUGHAGE, BROTHA!- Oh man, so hungry. I could go for something to soak this sh*t up.-...
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1) Drink. A LOT. Pregame with 8 or 9 shots of vodka/gin/rum/151 before you head out for the night. Once you arrive, be sure to sign up for a game of pong. If you suck at pong, sign up several times, using aliases. Be sure to fill your cups up all...
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(Drunk me stumbles into an upstairs bedroom where sober me is waiting)DM: Hey, you’re not Kasey.SM: It’s Katie actually, but yea, I asked her to tell you to meet her upstairs because I couldn’t get you up here otherwise. Listen,...
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St. Patrick's Day is upon us, and we are all doing our best to honor this magical drunken saint. But it's not just humans who get caught up in the St. Patty's spirit. Today, everybody's drunk!Microsoft Paper Clip Man:Hey. HEY!! Looks like you're...
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Every party you attend in college is like a one sided conversation with yourself. This is what you are basically telling your body every step of the way.Morning Beer: Sucker.
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It’s been a little over four years since that fateful night, and I’ve never had the courage to come forward with my story. I’ve been shocked, upset, and utterly embarrassed. But now, I feel it’s time to use this forum to...
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I was watching the Price is Right and realized, there are a lot of similarities to being drunk and being on the price is right: They scream randomly and obnoxiously if you mention their name or where they are from. They make...
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We have all snuck illegal beverages into our dorm rooms before, but only the elite few can actually get caught in the act. Here is how it happens.Step 1: Get DrunkThe easiest way to screw up even the most menial of tasks is to be wasted. Make...
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