It may be ugly now, but it'll soon mature into a beautiful four-legged swan.
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40
Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.
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69
"Man was this was a great place to leave our deep fryer."
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60
"Actually, is it too late to change my order from 5,000 ducks to a single sandwich? I just realized I'm not that hungry."
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70
What the fuck are you looking at, ducks? Yeah, that's right. Keep walking.
This is supposed to look candid, but you can tell they are just actors.
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57
Congrats to anyone who took the duck at 50-1.
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64
"It's ok, you can trust me."
"Quack for me, baby."
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2
Quack, I crapped on your pillow. Quack.
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1
It's about the war in Iraq.
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11
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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1
Ducks can't get wet, so the females don't mind as much if you get it all over their back.
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1
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
AFLAC!
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0
The Pied Piper of Duckberg.
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0
Before you write me up, you should know that he can save us all a ton of money on insurance.
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2
Ducks don't get wet, until now!
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1
"At night, when all is quiet in the world, Don King turns himself into a duck."
This picture is too cute. Have one of the ducks murdered.
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