Grimace has executive experience.
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1 month ago
This was the same way William Henry Harrison won his election.
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I would do any female prospective vice president, just to say I had.
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An attendee at the Republican National Convention demonstrates America's need for a strong education plan.
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1 month ago
"I'd vote for a black president, but not if a man gave birth to him."
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1 month ago
Yes we Whig!
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1 month ago
That clears that up.
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"Hey McCain, get your damn hands off her."
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1 month ago
The Onion: Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
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No one is safe on the Internets.
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John McCain isn't as cute as a cat, but he's still cute in his own kind of way. Check back tomorrow for LOL Barack Obama if it exists.
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Uh oh, where's Batman?
It's election season in the beach-front community and Discreet Wedgie-Pick is going down.
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4 months ago
Obama rap. Vanilla Ice is sadly missing from the list.
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If this was a legit campaign strategy we'd end up with a lot of dead babies floating around the mail.
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Stay tuned for the Blue Collar Comedy tour with John McCain.
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5 months ago
This November you can waste your vote a candidate with puny girly arms that can't even benchpress a mini cooper, or you can vote for McBain.
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Barack Obama embarrassed the nation when he proved that one of the top democratic candidates is an atrocious bowler.
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The newest political scandal, to the tune of Sarah Silverman's I'm F*cking Matt Damon.
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6 months ago
The 2008 election gets simplified in this gameboy-color era pokemon video
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