Do not drop the soap when you are showering with an elephant.
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"This is the THIRD time I submitted this, and its the best tattoo ever, how come it isn't on the site?" Problem solved.
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I wish I didn't know why this was so funny.
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Don't worry baby, I know the rhytem method.
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Q: Where does a 1,500 pound elephant party? A: Anywhere he wants.
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Elephants like peanuts, they must like beer.
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"CWRU's famous masturbating elephant. By the morning it had frozen so solid campus security had to bring in bulldozers to get rid of it." Classic.
Check out that elephant's trunk.
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Spiderman with a hindu make-over...
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The Ron Jeremy of elephants.
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"We've seen turtles and ladybugs... but have you seen elephants getting it on?"
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Nice hat???
Why don't more people use elephant references to talk about their large penises?
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"My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes."
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Have you "herd" about the traffic problems in Boston?
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How many legs does this Elephant have? Trippy!!
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Elephants have six foot erections, so I don't feel bad for them after seeing this.
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This contains male nudity, but it's painted over, so you won't be gay if you look at it.
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"Check out the toy in the background. How sweet would it be to have a beer-fetching elephant?"
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And the funny part is that she probably graduated college.
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