#2, please?
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Elevators are scary. Imagine getting stuck in one for two days by yourself. Well, it happened to this guy and you can watch a timelapse video fot he life-ruining ordeal.
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Luckily he had enough time to compose the piano piece to accompany this time lapse.
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Going in?
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"I'll take the stairs. It's just a rave in there."
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This sign is not working, please don't read.
Okay, I admit it's pretty funny when people are expecting you to reopen easily and you crush them with your mammoth door of death, but this time you've gone too far.Remember that time I was really late for an exam and you decided you wanted to...
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"Was walking into the dorms at NIU and found this guy taped up. We decided to leave him for the next group to find."
I'm not allowed to use translation software on my homework, how do sign makers in Japan get away with it?
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COOL KIDS ALERT! "We got really bored so we spent an evening riding the elevator. We had two chairs a laptop a deck of cards and a sign in sheet."
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"We start by taping the kid until he couldn't move (it took about four rolls). Then, we put him in the elevator where someone was waiting for him on the first floor. He was moved to the girl's dorm and left in their elevator with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign taped to his chest. We thought it was funny but the fat RA from the girls dorm didn't."
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Which floor do they make the cookies on?
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It's not as ridiculous as it seems, this picture was taken in Korea.
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This one is for all the people who needed to be told blowing fire in an elevator is a bad idea.
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"I take the stairs."
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THAT GUY CONTEST: "Hey guys, what's going on?"
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Lies! They're all lies!
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mmmm I'll take the stairs.
I'll take the next one.
"It takes teamwork to hang a dildo in front of the elevator...GO VOLS!"
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