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"Was walking into the dorms at NIU and found this guy taped up. We decided to leave him for the next group to find."
I'm not allowed to use translation software on my homework, how do sign makers in Japan get away with it?
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2 years ago
COOL KIDS ALERT! "We got really bored so we spent an evening riding the elevator. We had two chairs a laptop a deck of cards and a sign in sheet."
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2 years ago
"We start by taping the kid until he couldn't move (it took about four rolls). Then, we put him in the elevator where someone was waiting for him on the first floor. He was moved to the girl's dorm and left in their elevator with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign taped to his chest. We thought it was funny but the fat RA from the girls dorm didn't."
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2 years ago
Which floor do they make the cookies on?
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2 years ago
It's not as ridiculous as it seems, this picture was taken in Korea.
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2 years ago
"I take the stairs."
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3 years ago
THAT GUY CONTEST: "Hey guys, what's going on?"
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3 years ago
Lies! They're all lies!
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3 years ago
mmmm I'll take the stairs.
I'll take the next one.
"It takes teamwork to hang a dildo in front of the elevator...GO VOLS!"
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4 years ago
Gives new meaning to "elevator shaft."
"Vanderbilt Recycles...in the elevator."
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4 years ago
"Why study at MU when you can play poker in the elevator?"
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5 years ago
"Where else are we supposed to do it?"
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6 years ago
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