CollegeHumor: E-mail Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921556 This incident was hence forth known as "The G that Lost the Job" Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921556 This incident was hence forth known as "The G that Lost the Job" nonadult comedy This incident was hence forth known as "The G that Lost the Job" email, typo, retarded, oops, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921556"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.5975aa8bdf8605fc0e9c03181d2fda5e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792362 Sexual Favor Fail Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792362 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-02 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1378 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[And that dream team went on to form Microsoft]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:218231 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:00:04 -0400 <![CDATA["The ducks in the bathroom are not mine"]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:216910 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772976 5 Accidental, Life-Changing, Real Reply-Alls Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772976 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> A while ago I asked people to send in screen caps of horrendous technological communication blunders. Below are the top 5 reply-all disasters. Thanks for everyone who sent in submissions, and if you have any other funny texts, facebook messages, or reply-alls please send them to texticularcancer@gmail.com.


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-27 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 338 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[I tried the same thing on a math test once. Failed it]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:209166 Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:00:05 -0500 <![CDATA[This looks like a screencap of my Inbox]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:203623 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763828 GMail Ads Its Own Solution Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:38:25 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763828 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-24 15:38:25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 225 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Not sure how this is legal or possible but it's amazing for pranks]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:195684 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753296 Getting To Know Your Professor Via Email Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:21:33 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753296 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's surprisingly easy to learn a lot about your instructors based on the messages they send you. Check it out.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:82265"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/f/collegehumor.3f480ca3589c4a09908468af4f08b10d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-17 04:21:33 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:82265">John Baker</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:122"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 310 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804059 Gmail Live! Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:05:47 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804059 Gmail Live! nonadult comedy You should see these guys do YouTube. Technology, Email, Art, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804059"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/0/collegehumor.6cefad300195cba212b911105edca1d5.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792496 The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all. Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:01:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792496 The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all. nonadult comedy The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all. email, brownie, words, marijuana, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1792496"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/a/collegehumor.84727a4bdc91a68bfc5c24dab0586994.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1187780">Maco70</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:927"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743224 SPAM That I Might Actually Open Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:12:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743224 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>






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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-10-25 17:12:26 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 296 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738887 Lucas Henson, Racial Profiler Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:47:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738887 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> In today's episode, Lucas finally gets his roommate assignment.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-14 17:44:30 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 53 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729966 Skanky Girl's Weekend Itinerary Mon, 07 May 2007 11:11:09 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729966 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

This is an email confiscated from some girl's computer regarding her plans for this past weekend...

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:62906"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.4bf6d380bf75ddc921bc415562d1097c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-07 11:11:09 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:62906">Elaine Carroll</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 51 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757147 "Mom, please stop crying." Fri, 04 May 2007 06:52:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757147 "Mom, please stop crying." nonadult comedy "Mom, please stop crying." porno, words, e-mail, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757147"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/c/collegehumor.4fd9ae78a6b89cfc31391c0ca1659e98.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 64 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755837 Hard to read, so let me help. "If you or someone you know touched a bat near [blah blah blah] Environmental Health & Safety needs to talk to you. [blah blah blah]." Sat, 28 Apr 2007 18:08:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755837 Hard to read, so let me help. "If you or someone you know touched a bat near [blah blah blah] Environmental Health & Safety needs to talk to you. [blah blah blah]." nonadult comedy Hard to read, so let me help. "If you or someone you know touched a bat near [blah blah blah] Environmental Health & Safety needs to talk to you. [blah blah blah]." uh oh, email, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755837"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/e/collegehumor.1e49d39c02f3bb9407205c8e628291f4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:807638">jeremy g</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727524 Discreetly Planning for 4/20 via Email Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:24:21 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727524 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Reply to: Timmy.Shaw@cannibuscollege.edu

Subject Line: Re: Celebrating This Friday

Hey everybody,

I hope you're all having a great week so far. I just wanted to remind you about the festivities coming up this Friday. It's a holiday so I'm getting a lot of birthday cake. I know a lot of you don't have birthday cake that much, and some of you have never even tried it. But I think this might be a great opportunity to give it a whirl.

Anyway, it should be about forty to forty-five bucks for an eighth of birthday cake. I know that seems kind of pricey, but the guy I'm getting it from says it's "really potent" birthday cake and should make you feel really chill.

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gmail.com
You are internet saavy, and approximately 50% of your inbox consists of Apple updates.  BTW, can someone invite me already?  This is getting ridiculous, seriously you guys.

hotmail.com
You signed up for your first email account in middle school and haven't bothered changing your address since.  The precursor to your extension includes either a really old hobby, a 'cool' spelling of a popular word or both (I'm looking at you, pog_gurl22).

aol.com
AOL sent you 12,000 free CDs in 6th grade and you signed up out of guilt.  In related news, you're still using free 120 hour accounts on dialup.  You also need to sign off soon, your mom really needs to use the phone. It's IMPORTANT.

yahoo.com
You were really really up to date ten years ago.  Then you went and had a bunch of stupid babies.  You still think you're up to date, but your high-waisted, tapered jeans tell another story.  And that story is really uncomfortable looking.

bangbus.com
You watch so much porn that your favorite site created a custom email account for you.  Not surprisingly, the majority of emails in your inbox are from your bff xxxCIALISxxx.

prodigy.net
You have not paid attention since the early 1990s.

mac.com
You have thick-framed glasses, and a blog where you talk about your thick-framed glasses.

netscape.net
One of your grandchildren had to explain how email works to you.  You're not entirely sure what a computer is, but you know that it helps you 'stay hip.'  Also, your dentures just fell out.  You should probably stick those back in.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-21 16:52:23 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 191 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />