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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is on summer break.  Welcome our newest weekly column, Dating, It's Complicated, written by Jason Michaels. 

-Street


Dating someone?  Well great!  Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrasing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!

You know the predictive text option on Nokia phones? Did you know that the word "in" comes up before "go"? Long story short, "So, do you wanna in out sometime?" didn't hit the subtle, sophisticated note I was going for.
-Phil, Dublin

One night my girlfriend and I were laying on her bed, and in between make-out sessions, she rubbed her foot across my leg. She commented on how long and fluffy my socks were. I was wearing shorts, and she was feeling my legs.

-Anonymous

When I just started masturbating I knew you had to use lotion, but that is all I knew. So, when I heard the saying, "slapping the salami," I took it very serious. I would sit in my bathroom, lotion up my hands, and then slap my penis until it hurt too bad. It took me about two weeks to find out I was an idiot.
-Mike, Eastern

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1 Your best friend opened your DVD player and found a Gilmore Girls disc inside.
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2 Your buddies found the 'free hug' coupons you made for your girlfriend.
C
3 Your buddy turned on your iPod and saw that you were halfway through listening to a Kelly Clarkson song.
D
4 Your buddy was going through your computer and found the folder of flexing pics you take every morning to see if you're getting more jacked.
E
5 Your friend just walked in the room while you were taking a new profile pic for your Myspace.
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