REALLY, Asia? A certificate?
Maybe if the snowman looked like he was stressing out.
"The palace explodes diced chicken" must be a coded message between super spies.
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60
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1 year ago
Whatever you do, do NOT feed it after midnight.
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73
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1 year ago
What's a dlain cleaner?
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65
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1 year ago
People who don't speak English are so stupid.
I'm not allowed to use translation software on my homework, how do sign makers in Japan get away with it?
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19
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2 years ago
Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good.
Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures.
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50
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2 years ago
Quieting down, we don't want to get in trouble.
Accounting always makes me use the rest room.
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16
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2 years ago
That's still better than how well I speak whatever language that is above it.
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4
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2 years ago
That guy doesn't look so careful.
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3
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2 years ago
Oh Engrish, you never get unfunny.
Gotta love Engrish.
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0
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2 years ago
They make things easy for you in Asia. Can't screw this up.
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1
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2 years ago
Take out my goods? Pervert.
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1
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2 years ago
Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place.
Ancient Chinese Proverb
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3 years ago
I don't know, but I'm gonna stay the hell away from that fence.
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3
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3 years ago
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