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nonadult comedy What's a dlain cleaner? engrish <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1752650/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.6fae4dcfdd82d447e1fe44ac2397ff56.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Apr 9</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1739881/context/tag:engrish Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:58:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1739881/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 People who don't speak English are so stupid. nonadult comedy People who don't speak English are so stupid. engrishAC <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1739881/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/d/collegehumor.ba2e7cf765827f975c523f1de4a4b5ee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Saturday, Feb 3 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101141/ts:34">Jomalo</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729636/context/tag:engrish Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:27:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729636/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 I'm not allowed to use translation software on my homework, how do sign makers in Japan get away with it? nonadult comedy I'm not allowed to use translation software on my homework, how do sign makers in Japan get away with it? engrishelevator <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729636/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.a32a3ba996667b57e665b886270af6f1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Thursday, Dec 7 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:103827/ts:34">Kyle</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:607/ts:34"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1728814/context/tag:engrish Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:56:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1728814/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good. nonadult comedy Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good. engrishchinese food <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1728814/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/8/collegehumor.e4e5f7179a0812807529c2e8c5e761fa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Dec 4</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727471/context/tag:engrish Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:58:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727471/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures. nonadult comedy Congratulations Paris Hilton! 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Engrishsign <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698880/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.e971454b20d1f51e57bd49a8ff905ab2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Jul 10</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698724/context/tag:engrish Wed, 02 Aug 2006 00:55:23 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698724/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 They make things easy for you in Asia. Can't screw this up. nonadult comedy They make things easy for you in Asia. Can't screw this up. Asian, EngrishToilet <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698724/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/1/collegehumor.cbc0dd8231f344c8a3e5ea4116e0175d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Jul 9</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698721/context/tag:engrish Tue, 01 Aug 2006 23:04:35 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698721/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Take out my goods? Pervert. nonadult comedy Take out my goods? Pervert. Engrishsign <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698721/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/a/collegehumor.a4ea37db7d100c948ac0691ab6bf9200.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Jul 9</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1692169/context/tag:engrish Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1692169/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place. nonadult comedy Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place. engrish, pooptourist <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1692169/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.55effeb8cc7a4a51992779928d38b4df.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Saturday, May 27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:574095/ts:34">gap</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1674194/context/tag:engrish Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:45:51 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1674194/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Ancient Chinese Proverb nonadult comedy Ancient Chinese Proverb engrish <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1674194/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.7ef4b9d459a4b1196582908a5c4cd422.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Monday, Mar 20</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1673282/context/tag:engrish Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:40:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1673282/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 I don't know, but I'm gonna stay the hell away from that fence. nonadult comedy I don't know, but I'm gonna stay the hell away from that fence. engrish <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1673282/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.3564deed3d28fcdf00be29a3e062865e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Friday, Mar 17</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1666658/context/tag:engrish Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:11:22 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1666658/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 I like hungry in all weathers. nonadult comedy I like hungry in all weathers. Chinese Food, engrishrain <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1666658/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/7/collegehumor.bdb9b96094480792357521279f81769f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Friday, Feb 24</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1666273/context/tag:engrish Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:07:03 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1666273/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Do you think the directions we give Chinese people are this nonsensical? nonadult comedy Do you think the directions we give Chinese people are this nonsensical? cock, engrishtaiwan <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1666273/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/6/collegehumor.d060173666a801b5f7dabb26228941a7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Thursday, Feb 23</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1664830/context/tag:engrish Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:45:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1664830/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 I don't blame you, Visa machine. nonadult comedy I don't blame you, Visa machine. engrish <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1664830/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.fa08e939e1acdafc4f7f2c17a01cde48.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Sunday, Feb 19</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1635501/context/tag:engrish Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:16:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1635501/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Anyone who reads the language want to really translate? (update: thanks to everyone who wrote in. The sign says "no touching." It looks like a T fell off, not a hilarious mistranslation as we first thought.) nonadult comedy Anyone who reads the language want to really translate? (update: thanks to everyone who wrote in. The sign says "no touching." It looks like a T fell off, not a hilarious mistranslation as we first thought.) engrishouch <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1635501/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.9e0ab0ca2e4329dded2ef82bdfbde0b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Thursday, Nov 24</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1631125/context/tag:engrish Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:20:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1631125/context/tag:engrish/ts:34 Is it a bird? A plane? No! It's..." nonadult comedy Is it a bird? A plane? No! It's..." engrishtoilet <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1631125/context/tag:engrish/ts:34"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/8/collegehumor.b271c23787818ad912706a08e5eec1da.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded Thursday, Nov 10</p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr />