The "real answer" is no idea.
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297
There's a 100% chance this teacher murders prostitutes.
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74
I know it's not correct, but this is probably the only time I'll ever be able to answer fisting on an exam so I'm going D.
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533
Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
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86
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
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110
I've always wondered, is it possible to get worse than an F?
I went to class stoned and these were my notes.
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86
"I took a tally of the "Um's" and "ah's" my political science professor used during his lecture. The result: 57 and 365.
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333
Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
This is what "I raped that test" means.
"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
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91
"The TA is not a Suns fan."
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83
Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and he said in high school he used to draw the mushroom for lunch money."
Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.
Ninjas are the original pathway model of fear.
"You would think you wouldn't post a pic of a lady reaching into your wifes snatch." Yes, that's correct. I would.
That's a 9 out of 300.
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."

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