I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.

That's only a five point question?

The "real answer" is no idea.

There's a 100% chance this teacher murders prostitutes.

I know it's not correct, but this is probably the only time I'll ever be able to answer fisting on an exam so I'm going D.

Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.

The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.

"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."

I've always wondered, is it possible to get worse than an F?

I went to class stoned and these were my notes.

"I took a tally of the "Um's" and "ah's" my political science professor used during his lecture. The result: 57 and 365.

Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.

This is what "I raped that test" means.

"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."

"The TA is not a Suns fan."

Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.

"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and he said in high school he used to draw the mushroom for lunch money."

Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.

Ninjas are the original pathway model of fear.

"You would think you wouldn't post a pic of a lady reaching into your wifes snatch." Yes, that's correct. I would.