Sign, it's like you read my mind.

"What's up with Aaron?"
"I don't know. About three days ago he locked himself in his room and said he needed to study."

Notice he got the one he actually answered wrong too.

I'm sorry, but I went over it in class before the exam and Lincoln rode a bicycle in the great Moon Battle and it was crucial to defeating Lord Zenon. I can't give you partial credit.

'Well technically the substring method could be used to make a robot attack so, yes, half credit.'
~The World's Most Generous Professor

Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

I must have misheard the directions...

Tough quiz.

I guess they give you points for showing up?

It even had "Do Not Write in this area" on his back

I got twelve billion and a mime tearing apart a robot. I hope I did alright.

"Teacher not only gave 0 pts for the answer, but then deducted 5 more for the smiley face." :-(

Alex Haro, living the dream.

Are you sure? I really think Satan eating bones is correct for #7.

"Do you want to succeed in college? Bribe your TA."

Anyone who makes pandas cry is a monster.

What, no partial credit?

I've skipped exams because of lesser accidents in Grand Theft Auto.

"I missed 5 points on the penis problem!"

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