Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?

A wiseguy, eh?

"Please expand."

Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.

"Funny part is, I got 3/5 for the question."

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?

That last sentence is a doozy - "I have has experiences similar to Egan's..."

Duh - who doesn't know what it's called when solar energy is redirected from the surface of an object?

Fuck that!

I love Superman, but control charts baffle me.

The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."

What happens when TAs grade exams stoned.

Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.

"They said we could have a one sided 8.5 x 11 cheat sheet, but I decided to make the final exam open book."

You know, nobody forced you to become a teacher.

At least he tried.

The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points.

Sign, it's like you read my mind.