The Multiple Facebook Personalities

In the 4 years I've been on Facebook I've seen a lot of quirky personalities emerge, and a few days ago I had the random idea to take a spin on the "summary of people you meet in college" and tailor it to the Facebook generation. The AddictThe...

Oswald Henderson: A Life

Semester Abroad Minifeed: China

3 Ways NOT to Get a Girl on Facebook

Over the past few months, Susanna Wolff has done a great job getting undeserving guys everywhere a little action with her great columns on how to get girls. While I can't offer any of the same wisdom, I can share with you guys 3 ways NOT to get a...

Mark Zuckerberg, With the Knife, in the Conservatory

Hey kids, remember the board game Clue? Well, with this newfangled "internet" thing taking off, and the archaic art of playing a board game now moving onto the web (gotta love Scrabulous), the makers of "Clue" decided to try a fresh, new approach...

Guy Meets A Girl He's Been Facebook Stalking

Dennis: Hey Leah.Leah: Hi. I'm sorry, have we met?Dennis: Kind of. We're friends on facebook.Leah: Oh. Cool.Dennis: So how was France? I know you took a course there this Summer. I was "perusin'" ya pics, haha.Leah: It was really great, I went to...

Facebook News Feed Of The Worst Day Ever

MySpace and Facebook Meet In Person For The First Time

*Facebook*: Hey.*MySpace*: Sup.*Facebook*: So's it going?*MySpace*: It's going great, actually. How are things with you?*Facebook*: Not bad. Not bad at all. *MySpace*: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.*Facebook*: Now what...

Accurate Facebook Mini-Feed

Becky O'Neill's Facebook Feed

MySpace Tom Joins Facebook

Written with additions by Jeff Rosenberg

Getting the Message

Every Breath You Take

Privacy Settings: Off

We asked 25,000 of you how you really use Facebook and, unfortunately, you told us.What does "maybe going to an event" really mean?Are women more likely to stalk an ex?How many people haven't read all of their "favorite" books?All this and more is...

Useless Facebook Apps

Facebook Apps sure are something. They allow you to add customizable little widgets to your profile page. Some are useful and cool! (Like CollegeHumor's!) but some are pretty tame and useless. Here is a list of the most useless facebook apps:...

New Feature: Facebook Apps

Face it, there's only so many times you can look at the same pictures of your ex-girlfriend on Facebook. After that, you might read a few notes, post on someone's wall, check out those ex-girlfriend pics one more time and finally go to bed lonely...

A Summary of 99% Of Your Facebook Friends

Holy God, this is a long list.  I don't know if it's funny but it's definitely comprehensive.  Enjoy.-StreetThe Lonely AsianThe single Asian on your friends list. He’s a really awesome guy, but only because he has to represent his kind.The...

I'd Like to Return a Facebook Gift

Facebook Operator:  Welcome to Facebook, how can I help you?Me: Hi... I recently received a “facebook gift”... and I'm wondering if I can return it. Facebook Operator: Um...I'm sorry, I'm not sure I heard you right.  You're looking to...

Graphic Truth

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The End Of A Relationship, As Told By Facebook Group Invites

Breaking up brings out the worst in people...

If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome

I swear to God you guys, she said that. Seriously, you don’t understand how much I need this. Just do this one thing for me, you know I’d do it for you. Check this out. 100 likes I get the threesome 150 likes and it gets to...