New Facebook Feature: Advanced Friend Suggestions

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Distressing Facebook Quiz Results

What's that? You think all those Facebook quizzes you've been doing don't mean anything? That it's just a bit of fun, just something to clutter your friends' news feeds with? Think again. You just might be surprised how much Facebook knows about...

Adolf Hitler's Facebook wall.

Proper Facebook

Everyone has a facebook or myspace account nowadays and future employers know that too. And with the economy as bad as it is, it only takesone bad picture of you completely wasted on a Wednesday afternoon for them not to want you. You might say...

A Letter To Parents That Join Facebook

Dear Parent,Welcome to Facebook! After hearing newscasters talk incessantly about this brand new technology that the rest of us have known about since 2005, you've finally decided to suck it up and join. It will be very useful as you reunite with...

Assigned Reading from the Year 2050

Tag, You're It

You know that picture that everyone keeps tagging each other in on Facebook? Well, it's stupid. Who are you kidding with this "The Innocent One" business? I bet you just lied to yourself a little and tagged your sister for that one. Let's bring an...

Michael Phelps does 25 Random Things About Me on Facebook

"Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want...

Honest Facebook Photo Albums

Facebook Translations: First Attempts

Linguists spent months slaving over Facebook's multilingual versions. Here, in a CollegeHumor exclusive, we can show you the translation team's first attempts...The team's American-British dictionary was a little out of date:

5 Facebook Political Views

Post-election Facebook is the worst. From liberals and their celebratory status updates to conservatives and their paranoid diatribes, social networking is more annoying than ever. For every few sane people with political opinions they can keep to...

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