If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome

I swear to God you guys, she said that. Seriously, you don’t understand how much I need this. Just do this one thing for me, you know I’d do it for you. Check this out. 100 likes I get the threesome 150 likes and it gets to...

New Facebook: It Could Be Worse...

The re-done Facebook.com is the biggest story hitting college campuses today. A lot of the new features are getting some serious negative feedback, which we think is just ridiculous. If you think the new stuff is bad, you should see what...

Facebook Etiquette

With a new school year starting, there is a whole new class of freshman that have joined The Facebook. With most students having a computer - or the ones whose parents love them anyway - the majority of students are registered on The Facebook....

Facebook Event Etiquette

I recently received a Facebook event invite via e-mail. I learned of this immediately because the radiation-blaster in my tight jeans pocket, an iPhone that frequently grazes my nutsack, vibrated. (If I ever have kids, they are going to be...

Girl Who Left School to Have a Baby Updates Her Facebook Profile

Your Night Transcribed Via the Newsfeed

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Real Facebook ads for old people

A while ago I noticed that Facebook ads had started to be tailored to me by my age. For example one ad had the headline "22 year-old gamer?". While I am a 22 year old gamer, I was getting sick of the constant ads for "BBW Girls" and gay sex so I...