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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-23 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1527 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927649 Facebook rap battle. Over Hanson. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:08:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927649 Facebook rap battle. Over Hanson. nonadult comedy Facebook rap battle. Over Hanson. hanson, facebook, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927649"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.22860894ef8a74d65fa00a4994a0f567.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1010469">Jeff Paddon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:853"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927671 "No one can see them." Except the thousands of people who will now see this picture. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:12:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927671 "No one can see them." Except the thousands of people who will now see this picture. nonadult comedy "No one can see them." Except the thousands of people who will now see this picture. facebook, iphone, parents, mom, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927671"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/e/collegehumor.55e8fbbfb44173fd062b5beea25a252e.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927705 "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?" Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:57:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927705 "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?" nonadult comedy "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?" facebook, theft, nickelback, music, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927705"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/3/collegehumor.454f8a0fd9b5f1de3b4298f38eb20746.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1655255">Dan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:61"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 195 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927682 It's like watching a fight in slow motion. Someone throws a punch every 5 minutes. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:03:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927682 It's like watching a fight in slow motion. Someone throws a punch every 5 minutes. nonadult comedy It's like watching a fight in slow motion. Someone throws a punch every 5 minutes. facebook, fight, ho, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927682"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/4/collegehumor.8782af7e1490c04b384c5e7462bdf865.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2020663">just a name</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927532 "You can't just snog and act like it was nothing. It was SNOGGING for crying out loud!" Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:32:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927532 "You can't just snog and act like it was nothing. It was SNOGGING for crying out loud!" nonadult comedy "You can't just snog and act like it was nothing. 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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1182 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794203 You're Friends With a Website Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794203 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
The Wikipedia
This self-important, impressionable young man can usually be found at parties. He's the one wearing slightly more formal clothes than everyone else. Eager for social acceptance, he relies on his admittedly impressive knowledge of several interesting subjects to connect with guys and girls alike, before ruining it all when he takes things just that one step too far. "Did you know Paul McCartney isn't really alive?" He'll ask, frantically gazing into your eyes praying not to see that flicker of doubt he's so used to seeing. No, no I didn't know that, Wikipedia Boy. And neither do you.
Watch out for: Vandalism. As long as you're cooler than him, he'll believe and recycle anything you say.



The Digg
This guy's alright. No, really. He's pretty cool. He knows what's what when it comes to "stuff". It sounds stupid but "stuff" is an important facet of everyday life. We need this guy when we don't even know it. We're bored and tired and we want something funny/disgusting/interesting to watch or read and here's Digg, coming to the rescue with his always inspired (though sometimes a little dated) material.
Watch out for: The betrayal. Feel like showing digg something YOU found? Better hope it's not something he dislikes or has seen before. Be warned.

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Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:02:23 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927601 Why have a fight in private when you can do it in a status update? nonadult comedy Why have a fight in private when you can do it in a status update? facebook, relationships, couple, slut, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927601"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/0/collegehumor.ef9bd143662d5c67705c52d071b1b75c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2223750">Shamrock</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 72 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927476 He's making it hard to respect the name Alex. Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927476 He's making it hard to respect the name Alex. nonadult comedy He's making it hard to respect the name Alex. facebook, whipped, couple, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927476"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/6/collegehumor.7b4638d6f04cf574aa2d727679d57db1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2225562">Jasper Barsingerhorn</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 73 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927105 With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:56:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927105 With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf. nonadult comedy With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf. facebook, milk, mom, parents, comment, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927105"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/3/collegehumor.f9396988f03784c057be9243acca9c05.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2151603">chris</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927325 Jurassic Park really paved the way for awesome documentaries. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:25:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927325 Jurassic Park really paved the way for awesome documentaries. nonadult comedy Jurassic Park really paved the way for awesome documentaries. facebook, district 9, stupid, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927325"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.579092bbf408115ebfcd87e15bb70403.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2040367">Jeremy Kaplowitz</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 140 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Bro, Facespace is WAY cooler than Mybook]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:227359 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:00:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927315 I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks. 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5. That Person Who Lives On Your Floor Freshman Year
You don't know them now, and you won't know them later. Friending them 2 weeks into college just assures you'll be consistently invited to events from whatever obscure club they joined to actually make friends until you finally de-friend them senior year. And you'll still feel bad doing it.













4. Your Boss
Just because you sling espresso drinks together at Starbucks on the weekends does NOT mean you'll want to see his family pictures. Kiss any work-related FML's goodbye or expect an awkward comment both on Facebook and when you don the green apron.







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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.5acc24905249c461d51032da3fb7ee6a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-11 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237">Emily</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 189 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927078 Their relationship is very complicated. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:06:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927078 Their relationship is very complicated. nonadult comedy Their relationship is very complicated. facebook, fail, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927078"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/b/collegehumor.6fc45b644b424fb4cf50713b0dc035d4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2101784">Tim</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927008 iyum naztee gud @ inglush Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:27:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927008 iyum naztee gud @ inglush nonadult comedy iyum naztee gud @ inglush facebook, spelling, stupid, english, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927008"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.654454a4e6eb32c2886d6bd5db09859e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2219713">Joanie</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:42"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925952 After 10 years Skee-Lo returns and strikes again. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:58:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925952 After 10 years Skee-Lo returns and strikes again. nonadult comedy After 10 years Skee-Lo returns and strikes again. skeelo, lyrics, facebook, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925952"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/9/collegehumor.5d0f2b40692353cb07cea9f9d9ef9b24.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1035625">Adam</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:166"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924957 Is that less than 6 degrees? Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924957 Is that less than 6 degrees? nonadult comedy Is that less than 6 degrees? tombstone, kevin bacon, facebook, comment, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924957"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/d/collegehumor.35757e1479c975783490742dc7c20ebc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:260086">brock</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926828 Why don't you just create a new Facebook profile for it? Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:42:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926828 Why don't you just create a new Facebook profile for it? nonadult comedy Why don't you just create a new Facebook profile for it? facebook, status update, pregant, tmi, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926828"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/7/collegehumor.be7cbf4852199bf53cf9e847a7cbc41a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:654134">Alex Rogan</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />