"Fake News" Stuff
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Hotlink:If this doesn't make you want to call your grandmother, you have no heart
The Onion: Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
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Hotlink:It wasn't easy getting Michael Phelps from Beijing back to his tank at SeaWorld
The Onion: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
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Hotlink:Obama may lose if he doesn't court the Asians-Who-Live-Above-Frozen-Yogurt-Stores demographic
The Onion: Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
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Hotlink:Could be the new Peter Pan guy
The Onion: Green-Clad Olympic Archer Steals Gold Medals From Rich, Gives Them To Poor
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Hotlink:You've got to get your girlfriend to read this study
The Onion: 'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man
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Hotlink:2008 Summer Olympics: the perfect background noise for your living room.
The Onion: Nation To Leave Olympics On In Background
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Hotlink:Mike Mussina is having trouble pitching ideas to McSweeney's
The Onion: McSweeney's Rejects Mike Mussina's Seventh Consecutive Submission
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Hotlink:You can finally buy all the crap you need for your dorm in one place.
The Onion: New Linens-N-Shit Opens
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Hotlink:When C.C. Sabathia gets hungry, Prince Fielder starts looking like a hot dog
The Onion: C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
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Hotlink:Steven Tyler Is Looking For Something New
The Onion: Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20%
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Hotlink:This is what Miley Cyrus will look like in 2010
The Onion: Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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Hotlink:You've got to admit, the death penalty is pretty badass
The Onion: Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Hotlink:That's right, blame the players for your bad fantasy baseball team
The Onion: Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media
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Hotlink:Like the Tony Awards, but for drama club nerds
The Onion: High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds
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Hotlink:World of Warcraft players are exactly the type of people who would like this.
The Onion: 'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'
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Hotlink:Pau Gasol could learn a lot by googling 'Lakers + Celtics + Rivalry'
The Onion: Pau Gasol Googles 'Lakers + Celtics + Rivalry'
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Hotlink:Busy Americans deserve nothing less than a hands-free fast food meal
The Onion: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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Hotlink:The Chicago Bulls have a serious gambling problem
The Onion: Bulls Blow NBA Draft Lottery Win On More NBA Draft Lottery Tickets
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Hotlink:Scouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years
The Onion: 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League
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Hotlink:It was only a matter of time before they made Nike horseshoes
Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract
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