Honest Fat Kid

A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies."

Phillip Ellis, CEO Retirement Roast

If this was the kind of roast Phillip's wife could eat, she would.

Fat Kids Can't Jump

There was a ham on the rim.

Cop Laughs at Fat Guy

What's more embarrassing? Being on Cops, or being this fat?

Horrific Gym Commercial

Membership starts at $99 plus your last ounce of self respect.

The Anti-Gym

Saddest of all, the actress in this thought she was doing a jewelry commercial.

Fat Cat

That's what happens if you really feed a cat lasagna.

Half-Time Contest

Put a blindfold on an overweight woman and make her run on a field in front of thousands of fans. The comedy writes itself.

Fat Kid Falls Off Van

Can't even tell what he was trying to do.

Fat Lady Sit-Ups

I had just drank my 3rd bottle of wine in Limossil, Cyprus, during my 5 hours on the island off the cruise ship, and saw this...at this time my eyes instantly exploded, but somehow I managed to find my camera and taped this, which proves once and for all there really is no god...and that sit-ups really don't do shit.

QollegeHumor Quickie

"We were in a parade and my buddy saw the doughnut truck, so he took off running for it. Just funny to see a big guy run so fast." There's not much footage, so just watch it over and over.

Fat Kid on a Moped

Why it's important to pressure your friends into doing things they don't want to.

Fat Kid on a Ride

You must be <-----this----> pudgy to board this ride.

This must be why skinny guys are always hanging out with fat guys. I always assumed it was the hijinks.

That's right chubby, keep believing in yourself.

Meet the fattest woman in Texas.

What's your most embarrassing moment that aired on national television?

They invented the Internet for clips like this.

"Jared is a traitor."