Water has nothing to do with it, he's moving with pure inertia.
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48
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6 days ago 
He'll have to dance for 18 more hours if he wants burn off that butter.
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105
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1 month ago 
This will only make you feel the tiniest bit more guilty than watching actual Baywatch.
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28
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1 month ago 
There is a fetish for everything. Hopefully there are some fat girls with '80s hair metal band fetishes.
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29
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1 month ago 
Think this is bad? You should have seen him at the Cinnabon in Sam's Club.
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86
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2 months ago 
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70
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2 months ago 
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214
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3 months ago 
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89
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3 months ago 
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59
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3 months ago 
He hasn't been this upset since he lost a cheeseburger under the oven.
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322
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3 months ago 
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96
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4 months ago 
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46
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4 months ago 
Sometimes you have to admit to yourself you're too fat to go on.
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33
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7 months ago 
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73
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7 months ago 
Either buy him a doggy door or stop feeding him chihuahuas.
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86
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9 months ago
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212
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9 months ago 
At least it's healthier than his last one bite meal attempt- a razor covered in chocolate sauce.
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51
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10 months ago 
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71
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1 year ago 
You don't need a song to pick up fat girls, but it's a nice gesture.
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21
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1 year ago 
When he got inside, he was skinny and the car was filled with donuts.
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89
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1 year ago 
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