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	<title>The Lyrics To “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay,”  If Otis Redding Were Really Fat</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:42:16 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<div align="center">Sittin&rsquo; in the morning sun,<br   />I&rsquo;ll be sittin&rsquo; when the evening come,<br   />Watching the chips roll in,<br   />And I&rsquo;ll eat all them Lays again, yeah,<br   />I&rsquo;m sippin&rsquo; on the soup of the day,<br   />Watching the fries boil away, ouh,<br   />I&rsquo;m just shittin&rsquo; out some frito lays,<br   />Wasting time...<br   /><br   />I left my home in Georgia,<br   />Heading for the Milky Ways<br   />I have something to live for<br   />Looks&rsquo; like muffins gonna come my way,<br   /><br   />So I&rsquo;m just sittin&rsquo; in a pile of shame<br   />Watching my pride roll away,<br   />I&rsquo;m lickin&rsquo; on some crème brulee<br   />Wasting time&hellip;<br   /><br   />Looks&rsquo; like nothing&rsquo;s gonna change,<br   />Everything still remains the same,<br   />I can&rsquo;t do what fit people tell me to do,<br   />So I guess I&rsquo;ll go eat some filets, yes,<br   /><br   />Sittin&rsquo; here molesting my jones,<br   />And this horniness won&rsquo;t leave me alone, yes,<br   />Two lousy porns I own,<br   />If only I wasn&rsquo;t so bigboned&hellip;<br   /><br   />So I&rsquo;m just sittin&rsquo; in a pile of shame<br   />Watching my pride roll away,<br   />I&rsquo;m lickin&rsquo; on some crème brulee<br   />Wasting time&hellip;<br   /></div></>
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	<title>A Letter Home From A Kid Who Thinks He's At Magic Camp But Is Really At Fat Camp</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:52:59 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<div>Dear Mom and Dad,</div><br   /><div>I&rsquo;m having a great time so far at Camp Make-it-Disappear. I&rsquo;m meeting a whole bunch of cool kids here and am making a lot of new friends. Thanks so much for sending me to magic camp. It seems a lot different than what I thought it would be- but that's the nature of magic, it's never what you expect!<br   /></div><br   /><div>On the first day when I put on my custom cloak and Merlin hat, everyone laughed at me. Obviously these geeks have no appreciation for the classics. They're all about David Blaine and Chris Angel. Not me, Houdini FTW!<br   /></div><br   /><div>We haven&rsquo;t really been doing too much magic so far. It's mostly conditioning for magic, I suppose. Sometimes David Copperfield performs 4-5 hour sets. I imagine that takes endurance, which is what I'm building up for on the many hikes we take through the (most likely) enchanted forest.<br   /></div><br   /><div>Not that I'm complaining, but the food here is pretty meager. They don't fry ANYTHING and we get granola bars for desert. They're pretty strict about snacks in the bunks too. They tried to take away all my Snickers the first night so I had to quickly make them disappear, lol.<br   /><br   /></div><div>One thing that gets me is that none of these kids seem to care about magic. All they talk about is food, food, food. I mean, their parents were awesome enough to send them to this great magic camp. I'm hungry too, hungry for magic. Also for food. But mostly magic!<br   /></div><br   /><div>You guys are going to love this: I am THE BEST at magic here. None of the other kids even really know how to do any  illusions. Even my simplest trick- you know the one where I pass a quarter through my hand? That totally baffles those idiots.<br   /></div><br   />Having the BEST! TIME! EVER!<br   /><div>Chester &lsquo;The Amazing Chest&rsquo; Jones</div><br   /><div>p.s. </div><br   /><div>Can you <strong>please</strong> bring me some of those brownies with the peanuts on top for parents&rsquo; day? Thanks!</div></>
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