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Excuse me... yeah I actually ordered anal. No, this will be fine.

Like communism, this is a great idea in theory that simply isn't going to work.

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I don't get it.

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"With subpar attendance during the 2006 season, the Washington Nationals are trying out some alternative promotional ideas to boost their numbers."

The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.

Do you have any during dick mints?

It works a lot better if at least one of you is naked.

What a unique perspective, most guys who own boats hate blowjobs.

I thought "Black Belt" and "Pride" were about fighting.

Perry Bible Fellowship #186 - Cover Blown.

Etch-a-sketchy.

Being the drum major does have it's advantages.

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Living the dream.

All art is dirty if you use a little imagination.

She rules with an iron fist.