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Basically getting your mom an apron tells her that you see her as nothing but a source of food for you. It blatantly screams that you care nothing of the tremendous strides taken by women to be recognized as a societal contributor outside of the home. It also says that you think she's a slob. "Hey mom, you have barbeque sauce all over your tits!" If you choose to get her this particular french maid apron you're also revealing your Odeipal Complex. Way to be.


Nothing says, "I haven't learned anything about you or what kinds of things you like in the 18+ years you've spent raising me" like a gift card. If you don't know what kind of sweaters your mom likes at this point in your life you should put yourself up for adoption. Your mom doesn't deserve you.
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