Jeff: I not only beat Final Fantasy VII, I also took over 10 hours to raise a golden Chocobo. You need a gold chocobo to get the most powerful attack in the game, as if that excuses it. I don't think I'll ever fully understand what I was thinking. It's not only my biggest regret in video games, it's my biggest regret ever. And I've fathered two abortions.

Kevin: I think I'd have to go Dance Dance Revolution.  I pop in a buck, dance three songs, and feel like I am having a heart attack. I have to be wheeled away after I'm done. That's enough exercise for me for a month.

[upload:1266001:small:left:Strange, this doesn't look like a waste of time.]Jeff: At least any time wasted on Dance Dance can be written off as exercise. I spent TEN HOURS breeding and racing enchanted ostriches.

Kevin: I have a friend who is over 90 hours in Oblivion, and he hasn't done a damn thing. You're supposed to be closing gates and saving the world. He's collecting pussy-willows to make potions. Why fight enemies when you can make flower arrangements?

Jeff: Think about the other things I could have done with those 10 hours. I could have been beating a different video game!

Kevin: I regret the fact that I played Disney Princess for Gameboy. My cousin's kid was stuck at a part, and I had to help her through. Five hours later I had finished the game, and felt more like Princess Jasmine than ever before. At the time I thought that was a good thing.