Chemisty: It's the night before your chemistry final and you haven't even cracked the book. First things first; pop an adderall. As soon as you feel the 9 parts Carbon, 13 parts Hydrogen and 1 part Nitrogen start to increase your brain function, sit down and-OH SH*T, SON! Nevermind, book, because you just learned the chemical effects of amphetamines first hand. Now, take that newfound concentration and go beat your roommate's record of consecutive chair spins. With dopamine levels like that, you can't lose.

Neurology: After a sleepless night of cramming for your Western Civ final at 9am, you're on your way to your 11am Neurology final with nothing prepared. Man, you're really starting to feel the effects of a lack of R.E.M. sleep. It's like your temporal lobe isn't activated at all, your neurotransmitters are firing slower than usual, and you're having trouble with words. Oh, I'm sorry, did I just hear an accurate list of the neurological effects of sleep deprivation? The answer is deppfiatley.

"Bathroom breaks" taken during exam

Answers miraculously solved

Expected post-college salary

Knowledge retained into adulthood

C's filled in

Trips to the library

 Section 1: Short Answer

1)  You just threw a rock and two consecutive scissors. He threw paper, scissors, and paper. What would be the correct next throw if it determined who was driving to Taco Bell? To KFC? Please explain.

2)  You have banana cake mix, 2 end pieces of a loaf of bread, mayonnaise, and 75 cents to your name.  Please explain how you are going to eat tonight.

Section 2: Fill in the Blank

3)  The best place to go if you feel like eating 15 tiny, delicious cheeseburgers is _____________.

4)  During your junior year, the incredibly under appreciated TV show ___________ ____________ was canceled after just 3 f*cking seasons.