You'll never party this hard.

Smores don't taste right if you do them any other way.

Need some more energy food before we get back to putting out the fire.

Someone tried to hotbox earth.

Maybe he's just going fast.

A scene from the unreleased low-budget Fantastic 4 movie.

"The California Forest Fires. What......Too soon???"

An excellent "bad online ad placement on Yahoo news" costume.

Haven't I seen you before? Maybe he should teach survival in the wilderness instead of chemistry.

Take note professors - when you set something on fire the first week, you'll have your class' attention for the rest of the semester.

Congratulations people who took this picture, you are actually Beavis and Butthead.

Because what's better than fire and a table covered in alcohol?

Dude, I dare you to lick it.

"Some guy robbed the liquor store in second level of the strip mall. A police standoff followed, then he locked himself in and set it on fire (he showed those cops). The store burned down but the sign survived." Mmmmm... toasty!

The ole' free haircut trick.

Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!

"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."

I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately.

"No one had any matches, so he decided to take a log from the campfire to light his pipe."

He's either insane or oblivious.