The only sport where you don't have to make 3 consecutive baskets to catch fire.
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"More fire," he said, and God obliged.
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This is in no way related to our previous video of this guy doing PCP in his basement.
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Two kids set their kitchen on fire, possibly on purpose.
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"Hmm... not yet deadly. Let's try more kerosene!"
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Record-breaking pyromaniacs celebrate America by burning a large hole in it.
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You can be crappy at any sport so long as you set the ball on fire.
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Despite his best efforts, the young pyromaniac in this video walked away unharmed.
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Some dogs will do anything to warm their feet.
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Guns don't kill people. These things do.
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"I swear to God I saw the grossest mosquito up there. Just keep firing!"
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Beat it, just beat it.
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Setting the model's face on fire was worth it.
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In retrospect, fire breathers shouldn't have made that ancient pact to all have long beards.
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"That haircut makes you look hot."
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From the Do Not Try This At Home file: A 15th-Century method for calculating the speed of light.
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This is either a very good anti-smoking ad or a very bad anti-fire ad.
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They didn't realize their camera was in video mode.
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From the "Don't Try This At Home" file: A trick that will finally allow to use the phrase "fire water" without offending your Native American friends.
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Nothing could possibly go wrong!
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